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Give me a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
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There is an ongoing battle for dominance in the spoon realm. Usually Tony just gets exasperated and proposes that they fork instead.
(While Tony is asleep though, rare as that is, Steve curls around him and makes sure he's rolled away by the time Tony wakes).
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Steve loves watching movies, can't get enough of them. He prefers going out to the cinema, remembers when he used to go to a darkened theatre and sit by himself and loves that he has someone that will go with him, steal his popcorn and not make fun of him when he tears up in the sad bits.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Everyone bitches in the mansion that they both do, taking their extended showers together of a morning.
what they order from take out'
Steve likes your traditional burgers and fries but he's being won over by Tony's passion for Thai.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Tony likes buying Steve presents, constantly. Steve feels like Tony thinks he has to buy Steve's affections with extravagant gifts. It makes Steve uncomfortable, so used to not having much and thrown by such excess. Pepper keeps telling him to just be patient with Tony, that he'll figure out at some point that Steve isn't going anywhere.
who does most of the cleaning
Steve's a neat freak, always keeps to a military precision even before he enlisted.
who controls the netflix queue
Tony's been ordering stuff because Steve's at a loss for what's out there, what he'll like. He's learning slowly though.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Steve's definitely the more practical one, makes sure the bills are paid and the maintenance crew are supervised.
who steals the blankets
Steve's a total blanket hog, but Tony can't really bring himself to be upset about it because Steve will pull the puppy eyes on him, tell him he's never felt truly warm since being rescued from the ice. Tony's only going to let him get away with it... for a few more years.
who leaves their stuff around
Tony's constantly dropping stuff wherever he is. His workshop is a disaster but he claims it's a system.
who remembers to buy the milk
Technically Tony, since JARVIS orders all the groceries online.
who remembers anniversaries
Strangely enough, Tony. He's got a head for numbers and dates when they really mean something.
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Dean's the big spoon. No matter how they go to sleep, Dean will end up curled around John, between him and the door.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
John hits golfballs off the highest point they can find and Dean shoots them. It's a compromise.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
They're both pretty good at leaving enough for the other person, John out of a strict military impetus to scrub and go and Dean because he'd been conditioned by a Sam that would bitch for days if he didn't get a hot shower.
what they order from take out
Dean will eat anything but takeout of choice is pizza.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Hair product - if someone uses the last of it without replacing it there's hell to pay.
who does most of the cleaning
They tend to both be pretty tidy, John because of the military and Dean because of his dad.
who controls the netflix queue
If it were Dean it would be nothing but monster movies and softcore porn. John throws a documentary in there every now and again just to give them some variety.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Dean's not allowed to anymore because he tends to fall back on threats when he's not getting his way. John's far more diplomatic.
who steals the blankets
John makes like a burrito in bed and Dean spends a lot of time trying to unravel him.
who leaves their stuff around
They're both pretty tidy but Dean is almost obsessive about not leaving a trace of them behind.
who remembers to buy the milk
Dean remembers because his dad never did.
who remembers anniversaries
Dean's got a head for dates and he also looks forward to the anniversary sex all year because generally it's epic.
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They have a system and a calendar for alternating. Rodney drew up a schedule just to avoid arguments.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
John will read in the same room Rodney's working. John says he likes the hum when Rodney is really thinking hard, the almost tangible buzz of it when he really gets going.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Rodney takes long, leisurly showers because he's never had to share with a whole unit. It works out though because John's always up early enough to be first.
what they order from take out'
They both like Chinese.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
How long it takes for Rodney to get going in the morning. Rodney complains that not everyone can look like a Calvin Klein model when they roll out of bed in the morning.
who does most of the cleaning
John tends to settle for tidying around the hurrican that is Rodney.
who controls the netflix queue
Rodney insists on being in charge but John will sneak on and swap out for things he wants to see and he knows Rodney will enjoy despite himself.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Rodney fixes it himself, or he tries to, gives up in the middle claiming it's obviously too menial a task for his vast intellect and then John will call. He'll always let Rodney have a go first though because Rodney likes complaining more than anything in the world.
who steals the blankets
Rodney does and then complains about John's cold feet. John just rolls his eyes.
who leaves their stuff around
Rodney leaves everything, everywhere. His mother gave up and eventually John does too, just making himself a neat little hole in the chaos to exist in.
who remembers to buy the milk
John will pick it up on the way home.
who remembers anniversaries
Rodney will claim he remembers, because he always has an extra gift squirrelled away for when John announces that it's their anniversary. John forgives him because Rodney tends to just buy things for him that he thinks he'll like and save them which totally counts.
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completely stealing this, by the by
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Eames is the big spoon even though Arthur complains bitterly about it.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
They both like people-watching, Eames for the practice and to add to his vast array of characters and Arthur because he likes to see normal people interracting in their normal lives. They both like the airport because emotions are amplified.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Eames out of spite when Arthur insists on having his own shower.
what they order from take out'
Eames is partial to Japanese and Arthur to anything as long as it's greasy and Eames won't steal any.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Who gets to drive. Eames terrifies Arthur whenever he does because he can forget which country he's in and therefore what side of the road he should be on and Eames accuses Arthur of driving like a little old lady.
who does most of the cleaning
Strangely enough, Eames is the more pedantic of the pair - Arthur tends to be a tad more slothful around his own house.
who controls the netflix queue
Eames thinks Arthur doesn't have any taste so he holds dictatorship, ruling what they watch with an iron fist.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Eames does because he can charm anyone into anything. Arthur can scare anyone into anything but they prefer to only use that in case of emergencies.
who steals the blankets
Eames is a human furnace so Arthur tends to throw the blankets off the bed and wrap himself in Eames instead.
who leaves their stuff around
Arthur drops his stuff everywhere and accuses Eames of nagging when he tells him to pick up after himself.
who remembers to buy the milk
Eames buys milk, cigarettes and paper while Arthur's still sleeping. It's his early morning routine.
who remembers anniversaries
There's too many points at which they could mark an anniversary to really worry about it and sometimes they can be... indisposed and not able to mark the occassion.
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(and I'm totally snagging this meme btw. It's a fantastic distraction.)
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XD. <3
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