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Give me a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
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Eames is the big spoon even though Arthur complains bitterly about it.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
They both like people-watching, Eames for the practice and to add to his vast array of characters and Arthur because he likes to see normal people interracting in their normal lives. They both like the airport because emotions are amplified.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Eames out of spite when Arthur insists on having his own shower.
what they order from take out'
Eames is partial to Japanese and Arthur to anything as long as it's greasy and Eames won't steal any.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Who gets to drive. Eames terrifies Arthur whenever he does because he can forget which country he's in and therefore what side of the road he should be on and Eames accuses Arthur of driving like a little old lady.
who does most of the cleaning
Strangely enough, Eames is the more pedantic of the pair - Arthur tends to be a tad more slothful around his own house.
who controls the netflix queue
Eames thinks Arthur doesn't have any taste so he holds dictatorship, ruling what they watch with an iron fist.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Eames does because he can charm anyone into anything. Arthur can scare anyone into anything but they prefer to only use that in case of emergencies.
who steals the blankets
Eames is a human furnace so Arthur tends to throw the blankets off the bed and wrap himself in Eames instead.
who leaves their stuff around
Arthur drops his stuff everywhere and accuses Eames of nagging when he tells him to pick up after himself.
who remembers to buy the milk
Eames buys milk, cigarettes and paper while Arthur's still sleeping. It's his early morning routine.
who remembers anniversaries
There's too many points at which they could mark an anniversary to really worry about it and sometimes they can be... indisposed and not able to mark the occassion.