Kellifer_fic

Very cool little article where Jeremy Renner and Joss Whedon talk about Hawkeye here.

What caught me though was this;

Jeremy is very athletic and can work like a stuntman, but at the same time he is extremely balletic and precise in his movements

Is it weird to want fic where Clint Barton as part of his training takes dance/ballet at some community centre near the Avengers mansion and he's keeping it secret but everybody finds out and eventually the class is full of Avengers and a very weirded out teacher?

Snagged this from aliassmith.

Where are the fics where Hawkeye is a total badass at everything EXCEPT THE BEDROOM?? I have been having an insanely busy/crap week and I need awkward boys (and girls because Darcy!!) to soothe my soul.

Snagged this from aliassmith.

Where are the fics where Hawkeye is a total badass at everything EXCEPT THE BEDROOM?? I have been having an insanely busy/crap week and I need awkward boys (and girls because Darcy!!) to soothe my soul.

So instead of working on my TWO Big Bangs (deirdre_c - I am re-writing stuff because of what you said and now you have given me THOUGHTS so expect inbox full soon hopefully) I just stared at my Avengers Cliche Table until I opened up a NEW blank doc and started writing Clint/Coulson kid!fic where Tony and Steve are de-aged.

Yeah.

( what is this even?? )

Cliche Table update: 10/25.

Not halfway yet but lookit - it's getting there. I can't believe I've written so MUCH in such a short amount of time in a new fandom.

Currently working on:

Forced Bonding: Steve/Tony, Clint/Coulson werewolf!fic which is my avengers_bang which is FINISHED LIKE A BOSS. I just can't post it yet so it'll be languishing in my 'working-on' pile until I can.

( snippet )

Soulmates: The High school/college AU If At First Steve/Tony, Steve POV story. I'm kinda shoehorning it into my cliche table but I think it fits.

( snippet )

Current Cliche table status:

pretending to be a couple	woke up married	magical transformation	inebriated confessions	"It was a dark and stormy night..."
forced bonding	coitus interruptus	"...and they lived happily ever after."	woke up on the wrong side of the bed	undercover operation
shopping for curtains	"you had me at hello"	huddling for warmth	amnesia	soulmates
kids or babies	fulfilling a prophesy/destiny	just in the nick of time	telepathy	mistaken identity
not really dead	phobias	in the future...	time travel	relying on the enemy

Cliche Table update: 10/25.

Not halfway yet but lookit - it's getting there. I can't believe I've written so MUCH in such a short amount of time in a new fandom.

Currently working on:

Forced Bonding: Steve/Tony, Clint/Coulson werewolf!fic which is my avengers_bang which is FINISHED LIKE A BOSS. I just can't post it yet so it'll be languishing in my 'working-on' pile until I can.

( snippet )

Soulmates: The High school/college AU If At First Steve/Tony, Steve POV story. I'm kinda shoehorning it into my cliche table but I think it fits.

( snippet )

Current Cliche table status:

pretending to be a couple	woke up married	magical transformation	inebriated confessions	"It was a dark and stormy night..."
forced bonding	coitus interruptus	"...and they lived happily ever after."	woke up on the wrong side of the bed	undercover operation
shopping for curtains	"you had me at hello"	huddling for warmth	amnesia	soulmates
kids or babies	fulfilling a prophesy/destiny	just in the nick of time	telepathy	mistaken identity
not really dead	phobias	in the future...	time travel	relying on the enemy

Insta!rec 1: gyzym is probably one of my favourite authors and she has written Clint/Darcy fic. There is brash, passionate, insecure Clint and kickass, take-no-prisoners, devious Darcy. What else could you ask for? This isn't a traditional relationship story because it's not strictly boy-meets-girl, rather, boy-meets-banjo-then-meets-girl.

The Only John Wayne Left In This Town by gyzym.

Insta!rec 2: On the flipside, est.rel Clint/Coulson adorableness where they keep trying to get married and... don't quite manage.

Now We've Learned To Kiss The Sky by torakowalski

-> avengers_bang rough draft is sent in. Phew! I have a history of changing what I'm writing mid-stream and have kept to that here. Only decided to refocus about a week ago and have been marathon-ing it, ugh! Hopefully I can stick and finish the first spn_j2_bigbang I've been working on so I don't give myself a heart attack. It'd be a nice change of pace.

-> reena_jenkins has done a lovely podfic of my SPN genfic Snuffleupagus. Head on over and snag it and let her know how lovely! There are more SPN and some Avengers fics in the pod-pipeline by different folks so I'm really looking forward to those!

Jeremy Renner thanks you for your time!

-> avengers_bang rough draft is sent in. Phew! I have a history of changing what I'm writing mid-stream and have kept to that here. Only decided to refocus about a week ago and have been marathon-ing it, ugh! Hopefully I can stick and finish the first spn_j2_bigbang I've been working on so I don't give myself a heart attack. It'd be a nice change of pace.

-> reena_jenkins has done a lovely podfic of my SPN genfic Snuffleupagus. Head on over and snag it and let her know how lovely! There are more SPN and some Avengers fics in the pod-pipeline by different folks so I'm really looking forward to those!

Jeremy Renner thanks you for your time!

I have a dear friend that I see most movies with because we tend to have EXACTLY the same taste in films. Basically, if I'm watching a movie and aren't enjoying it, GUARENTEED I'll turn to her and she'll have a face on and be all like, what is this, I'm not enjoying it.

We love the same ones too.

I was just talking about midnight sessions of Avengers and lamenting my lack of you people being close enough to take me and SHE HAS ALREADY BOUGHT US TICKETS FOR APRIL 25TH.

I HAVE AVENGERS TICKETS ALREADY.

I CAN'T REALLY HANDLE IT.