Cliche smiche...

[kellifer]

I think it's time once again for a Cliche!fic month.

I'm asking for prompts for your favourite cliches and the fandom you would like to see them in. I will do five in October (because that seems to be a nice round fan-number.)

Last time we saw Animaltransformation!fic, kid!fic and Fivethings!fic. Hit me with your cliche desires.

Edited to add: - I'm being evil and not taking the first five prompts but the most popular/ones I like... :)

Comments

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Ganderswap perhaps? *shrugs* All cliches are good! :)

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Oh SGA girl here obviously. :)

[libitina]

I hve a deep squishy love for your typo - it has so many possibilities.

I'd love to vote for a telepathy cliche, please.

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Yes when I make typos they tend to be things that could be all Freudian. Why is that?

Genderswap* - Just so we're clear. :p

[libitina]

Nononooo - I want the story where Ronon starts a competition with Lorne to see who can goose Sheppard on the way into staff meetings - while sheppard keeps trying to come late to meetings or keep his back to the wall and making comments about sauce for the goose...

Or the story where the team is on the planet just for a bit of a look-see... a gander if you will. But instead the people of the planet all come to look at them and then wander off saying, "Gee, wasn't that an exciting thing to see there?"

Or Rodney has some kind of infectious plague thing and is all locked up and Sheppard keeps drifting by to look in on him. Then he gets better and they don't talk about it. Until Sheppard is infected with nanites - and McKay keeps stopping by the observation room to look in on him. Rinse. Lather. Repeat.

All of Atlantis is turned into a flock of geese. They ferociously defend their territory - even more effectively than ever before - and then migrate to the continent. Meanwhile, the people of the continent, who have also been turned into geese, migrate to Atlantis - and they take shifts for ever after

So the team encounters a trime of cannibals, and they make Sheppard their king. McKay is trussed up like a stuffed goose and prepared to be roasted. Sheppard negotiates to take his place. Then they realise that Ronon has more meat than both Sheppard and McKay put together. Mmmmm, and they think that with a nice crust of garlic salt and some rosemary...

UMmm... I'm really tempted to keep going, but I think I have already said too much.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

*pats you*

Has someone had way to much sugar today?

[libitina]

percoset

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

Yes, well.

Heh, you forgot the goose-step, goose bumps, Sheppard being turned into a goose that lays a special atlantian golden egg that is traded for a ZPM...

[tonicollins.livejournal.com]

Sheppard should lay an actual ZPM; aim high!

[starrylizard.livejournal.com]

yeah, but ouch! Those things are pointy!

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Really? Because I was thinking there could be a goose-swapping day and it would just be surreal... *grins*

[miera-c.livejournal.com]

I'd totally steal this idea if I weren't swamped with writing already.

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

Forced to marry! SGA.

[taselby.livejournal.com]

OH!! They have to to *pretend* to be gay!

SG-1, please.

[kuwdora.livejournal.com]

That prompt with that icon makes me giggle like you wouldn't belieeeve.

[taselby.livejournal.com]

*beams* Oh, me too. I couldn't resist.

(love your Daniel "no cookies" icon!)

[intermezzo]

Dude, this is a great idea!

[order_of_chaos]

Cliches? I like cliches! *delurks*

Telepathic/empathic links, SGA. (Or SG1, or both.)

[shutthef-up.livejournal.com]

Damn! I'm always late to the party...

Well, if you have time and all the slots aren't filled (yeah, I wanted to read all the comments, but have to be going to bed myself soon)...

I'm a sucker for the ole Aliens Made Us Do It. A bit heavy on the het, though slash is fine, too.

And if you don't have time (I haven't actually counted the requests myself), no problem. If the spirit moves you, fine, if not... also fine.

Thanks!

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Ha... I'm not taking the *first* five prompts... just the prompts I like... or the most popular...

I'm thinking I'm going to have to do telepathy because it's come up twice already... hee!

[stargazercmc.livejournal.com]

How's this for cliche... months early, even?

I'd like to see, "OMG, they *so* have to kiss under the mistletoe!" In the flavor of Firefly, even.

[katcorvi.livejournal.com]

There is always the X Files and the infamous Holiday Ball where our heroes don't want to go, but Skinner makes them and then Mulder realizes just how gorgeous Scully is in that strapless ball gown and Scully finds Mulder just ever so handsome in that tux. Been done to death, so if you like the idea, put it in the fandom of your choice: SG1, SGA, Firefly, BSG, My Little Pony...

[libra-traveller.livejournal.com]

Fandom: SGA

Two star-crossed lovers. One Genii, one Atlantean.

[sg1atlantis.livejournal.com]

I'm always up for a "Aliens made them do it" fic. But of course, people have had enough of that...

Everyone goes crazy and starts having sex with each other! Big orgies! *giggles*

That's just wrong.

Um. Rodney can read everyone's mind and gets even grumpier? No, that's not cliche....*sighs* I think I'm out of cliches. Really, I do. And, now that I think about it, I don't even want it in the SGA fandom (*gasp of mock horror*). Ooo, SG1! With Daniel. And Sam. Cuz yea. That's awesome. That's Mulder/Scully love, there. *blinks, and runs away*

[intermezzo]

what taselby said, preferibly for sga. *g*

Guh, a story like this can only hit my fangirlish buttons because I ♥ fics that are 1)funny (wooohoo for the Comedy of errors!), 2)set in a domestic scenario and 3)romantic which, well, duh! it is. That kind of fic can only end in one way *g* Lots of clichés there