Where?

[kellifer]

Snagged this from aliassmith.

Where are the fics where Hawkeye is a total badass at everything EXCEPT THE BEDROOM?? I have been having an insanely busy/crap week and I need awkward boys (and girls because Darcy!!) to soothe my soul.

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Re: Nipples and Ice Cream 2/2

[someidiothasice.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking he did a bunch of research on the internet and decided candles and roses and shit like that were the trick. So he went all out, got a four poster bed and put up those stupid sheer curtains, spread out rose petals all over everything and lit a bunch of candles.

Then Darcy came into the room and he tripped and crashed into the dresser, which sent the candles everywhere, and into the curtains of course, and that's the story of how Clint wound up accidentally setting fire to the bed the night he tried to romantically lose his virginity.

Darcy's all "When I said we were gonna set the bed on fire I didn't mean literally," and Clint is all facepalm about it. For the rest of his life, because noone will let him forget it.

But then that night Darcy and Clint have sex in the bed of his pickup truck and Darcy is all "This is eerily reminiscent of my first time," and Clint is all :D about it.

*nods*

Re: Nipples and Ice Cream 2/2

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

Okay, that little comment fic is perfect and this resolution is even MORE perfect, I am in love. ♥

Re: Nipples and Ice Cream 2/2

[someidiothasice.livejournal.com]

Oh, Clint. =D

Re: Nipples and Ice Cream 2/2

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

XD

THIS!!

Re: Nipples and Ice Cream 2/2

[someidiothasice.livejournal.com]

Heeee!

Re: Nipples and Ice Cream 2/2

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, poor Clint! So stealthy and precise everywhere else, but trips in the bedroom - love it!

Also love the idea of Darcy and Tony both in the kitchen with their comfort icecream - Steve not putting out either?!

Re: Nipples and Ice Cream 2/2

[someidiothasice.livejournal.com]

He wants so hard to be smooth and it just isn't happening, Barton, give it up.

Yeah, I think Tony had a talk with Steve that went something like "whenever you're ready, you just let me know, til then I'm just gonna do as many sexual things I can get away with in public around you to try and get you hot" that left Steve pretty much "!!!" because he didn't even know they were dating, or something. Then there was a lot of stammering and blushing and now Steve can't look Tony in the face anymore without thinking "ohgodohgod this man wants to have sex with me oh god." ;)

Re: Nipples and Ice Cream 2/2

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

I think Tony had a talk with Steve that went something like "whenever you're ready, you just let me know, til then I'm just gonna do as many sexual things I can get away with in public around you to try and get you hot" that left Steve pretty much "!!!" because he didn't even know they were dating, or something. Then there was a lot of stammering and blushing and now Steve can't look Tony in the face anymore without thinking "ohgodohgod this man wants to have sex with me oh god."

♥