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Where are the fics where Hawkeye is a total badass at everything EXCEPT THE BEDROOM?? I have been having an insanely busy/crap week and I need awkward boys (and girls because Darcy!!) to soothe my soul.
aliassmith.Where are the fics where Hawkeye is a total badass at everything EXCEPT THE BEDROOM?? I have been having an insanely busy/crap week and I need awkward boys (and girls because Darcy!!) to soothe my soul.
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Phil stretched an arm over his head and tucked it under his pillow. "A 'thing,' huh? Care to elucidate?"
Clint huffed and flailed his hand a bit, pouting rather adorably at the ceiling. "You know, a thing. A..." He cleared his throat, lips pursed. "Dildo," he added quickly, wincing.
"I see." Phil didn't know whether to be horribly endeared by Clint's blush or horribly turned on knowing he took the time to actually buy a dildo. "Are you saying you want to give it a go?"
"Well, what the hell else would I want to do with it, jesus fucking christ," Clint grumbled, but his blush deepened and he wouldn't meet Phil's eyes.
It made a warmth unfurl in Phil's chest. He raised up onto his elbows, rolled over slowly until he pinned Clint gently to the bed. Seeing as how orgasms had just happened not twenty minutes ago, things weren't going anywhere fast for a while, but Phil could wait. He was an infinitely patient man, after all; it was a prerequisite of being in love with Clint fucking Barton.
"New equipment calls for testing and research, yes?" he whispered against Clint's cheek, kissing him softly.
The awkward tension bled out of him at that, and Clint laughed, sweet and quick. "Yeah, guess so. Wanna take notes with me?"
"As your supervisor, I'd say that's a given," Phil murmured before pushing his mouth against Clint's.
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He was an infinitely patient man, after all; it was a prerequisite of being in love with Clint fucking Barton.
TRUER WORDS NEVER SPOKEN!!
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COULSON IS HAPPY YOU THINK SO.
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COULSON IS ALL, YOU HAVEN'T DONE THIS BEFORE HAVE YOU?? I'M NOT THAT EASY.
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AND CLINT JUST BLINKS AT HIM, BECAUSE...FUCK, THAT LINE USUALLY WORKS.
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