Where?

[kellifer]

Snagged this from aliassmith.

Where are the fics where Hawkeye is a total badass at everything EXCEPT THE BEDROOM?? I have been having an insanely busy/crap week and I need awkward boys (and girls because Darcy!!) to soothe my soul.

Comments

Re: *hands*

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

THAT IS HIS FACE RIGHT AFTER CLINT TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF AND SAYS 'SO, HOW ABOUT IT' AND THAT'S BASICALLY THE LENGTH AND BREADTH OF HIS SEDUCTION SKILLS. HE'S BEEN CUTE ALL HIS LIFE SO HAS NEVER HAD TO ACTUALLY *TRY* TO LAND ANYONE.

COULSON IS ALL, YOU HAVEN'T DONE THIS BEFORE HAVE YOU?? I'M NOT THAT EASY.

Re: *hands*

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

UGH D Y I N G

AND CLINT JUST BLINKS AT HIM, BECAUSE...FUCK, THAT LINE USUALLY WORKS.

Re: *hands*

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

IT REALLY DOES. EXCEPT THIS TIME PHIL IS COMPLETELY UNIMPRESSED AND *HARD TO GET* WTF AND CLINT HAS NEVER HAD TO LEARN ACTUAL STUFF LIKE, Y'KNOW, TECHNIQUE AND NOW HE HAS TO HAVE VERY AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS WITH TONY ABOUT HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND WIN OVER YOUR HANDLER.