I'm thinking he did a bunch of research on the internet and decided candles and roses and shit like that were the trick. So he went all out, got a four poster bed and put up those stupid sheer curtains, spread out rose petals all over everything and lit a bunch of candles.
Then Darcy came into the room and he tripped and crashed into the dresser, which sent the candles everywhere, and into the curtains of course, and that's the story of how Clint wound up accidentally setting fire to the bed the night he tried to romantically lose his virginity.
Darcy's all "When I said we were gonna set the bed on fire I didn't mean literally," and Clint is all facepalm about it. For the rest of his life, because noone will let him forget it.
But then that night Darcy and Clint have sex in the bed of his pickup truck and Darcy is all "This is eerily reminiscent of my first time," and Clint is all :D about it.
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Re: Nipples and Ice Cream 2/2
Date: 2012-03-29 02:26 am (UTC)Then Darcy came into the room and he tripped and crashed into the dresser, which sent the candles everywhere, and into the curtains of course, and that's the story of how Clint wound up accidentally setting fire to the bed the night he tried to romantically lose his virginity.
Darcy's all "When I said we were gonna set the bed on fire I didn't mean literally," and Clint is all facepalm about it. For the rest of his life, because noone will let him forget it.
But then that night Darcy and Clint have sex in the bed of his pickup truck and Darcy is all "This is eerily reminiscent of my first time," and Clint is all :D about it.
*nods*