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-> First thing thing;
-> Work is slowly winding down because there has been a big push for everyone to take holidays the two weeks of Xmas. We haven't had a Manager in about 3 months because they couldn't find anyone that would fit the "unique" role and they've decided to break us all up and put us in different places because we were kind of the department of loose ends. The hilarious bit was yesterday we had a meeting with the head of IT who was kind of very loosely looking after us and said they wouldn't make any decisions until he got back from leave himself, but that wouldn't really be an issue because we would all be taking leave like we were told, right, right? We all stare at him for a beat before I say, "We don't have a manager at the moment. No one told us we had to take that two weeks off." He kind of flushes and says, "Oh, right. Yeah, that's a good point."
We also got taken to lunch by a manager from another department who took pity on us because no one had thought to invite us along to theirs even though as a group we work with EVERYONE. We're like the little Orphan Annie of our company.
- Ugh, I've had complete card!fail. I'm sending them out tomorrow (hopefully) but since I'm across an ocean from most of you they maaaaaay be a little late. :(
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-> Work is slowly winding down because there has been a big push for everyone to take holidays the two weeks of Xmas. We haven't had a Manager in about 3 months because they couldn't find anyone that would fit the "unique" role and they've decided to break us all up and put us in different places because we were kind of the department of loose ends. The hilarious bit was yesterday we had a meeting with the head of IT who was kind of very loosely looking after us and said they wouldn't make any decisions until he got back from leave himself, but that wouldn't really be an issue because we would all be taking leave like we were told, right, right? We all stare at him for a beat before I say, "We don't have a manager at the moment. No one told us we had to take that two weeks off." He kind of flushes and says, "Oh, right. Yeah, that's a good point."
We also got taken to lunch by a manager from another department who took pity on us because no one had thought to invite us along to theirs even though as a group we work with EVERYONE. We're like the little Orphan Annie of our company.
- Ugh, I've had complete card!fail. I'm sending them out tomorrow (hopefully) but since I'm across an ocean from most of you they maaaaaay be a little late. :(
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"Y'know, this might not be all bad," Dean says and Sam bites his lip to stop laughing because Dean jingles and he's not even sure where from. "I'm totally boob height."
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"Toasters are totally deadly," Dean says. "I remember you stuck a fork in one once, gave me a heart attack and you a fabulous new hairdo."
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Ummm....the one where Sam and Dean are trapped in a micro-universe and emerge (seemingly only moments later) in the world of Firefly! :)
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:)
*twirls you*
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"What's dirty about... oh, googling yourself. I guess I can see why you thought that," Natasha says with a grin. She slides sideways and says, "Now, have at it. You'll find something very interesting if you type in Tony Stark and thong."
Steve raises his eyebrows, says "Is this something else that's going to scar me for life?"
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Or, alternatively, Eames&Arthur doing some real world espionage at a high society dinner party and each having to very determinedly ignore how the other looks in that suit even as they mine information from a state senator/sneak into the safe room and take photographs of a priceless emerald/assassinate people/whatever it is they're there to do.
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Charles tries to ignore how the Erik's overlong torso looks in his own unforgiving outfit, tries to remember that they're bitter rivals, that Erik's done everything better and higher than him for years and how it's all ending tonight.
He tries but it's getting hard to concentrate on anything other than the way Erik's long fingers have now snagged in the fabric in his hip, are tugging.
(Male figure skating FTW!)
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"You're doing it on purpose is all I'm saying," Eames hisses looking disgruntled.
"I'm still not sure what I'm doing," Arthur says, shooting his cuffs, impatient with how long it's taking for Eames to pick the lock.
"Just... is looking like that really fair?"
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"Yes!" Steve says, much too quickly and enthusiastically. "All his fault. I was not doing this on my own."
"You're a terrible liar."
"I know."
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(Inspired by THIS!)
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"Oh my god, no. If you're actually doing the Justin Bieber heart thing then we can't be friends anymore," Jensen says, pinching the bridge of his nose. When Jared's face falls and he looks like the most tragic of all tragically sad puppies, Jensen grins. "I don't want to be associating that with what I'm going to do to you after this."
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We organised all our Christmas lunches, sans budget and permission. Oh, and thanks to our Vice-Chancellor's decision sans hope. But full of gossip and really lewd stories.
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"At everyone, I look up at everyone. There's no one I really look up to since my dad missed that boat."
"That's... kinda sad," Steve says.
"I know," Tony agrees, gets the grin on his face Steve has learned to be wary of. "Care to console me?"
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