I'm an adult, I swear

[kellifer]

Actual conversation today:

Me: I'm a little bit hungry
FWWFJMBONC**: Did you have lunch?
Me: Yep.
FWWFJMBONC: What did you have?
Me: *mumbles something incomprehensible*
FWWFJMBONC: I'm sorry, what?
Me: *sighs* I said I had a cupcake.

** Friend who will forever judge me based on this conversation

Comments

[miss-annthropic.livejournal.com]

I think the perk about being a so-called grown-up is that I can have Cheetos and chocolate chip cookies for dinner if I want to. When I was younger, I might have tried having something like cake for breakfast, but sadly my body won't stand for that shit anymore. Still, I could if I wanted to (and didn't let a raging stomach-ache later stop me)!