I wear my angst pants at night

[kellifer]

I think I need a brain!break. My muse is writing black poetry on black paper with a black pen (with pink feathers because she's still my lovely, legwarmer-wearing bubblehead) but I think my angst bone broke and I need to fix it before Summergen because I think my requestor wants a serious story (which may not happen anyway because I've had ideas...).

So, I'm taking ficlets by request to clear the pipes (dirty!!). No guarentees per usual because I'm crap but give me a:

- Prompt of a crack!fic or
- Prompt of something I wouldn't normally write or
- Prompt of a missing scene from something I've already written or
- Prompt of another POV of something I've already written or
- A combination of all of the above

Comments

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

a. Supersize me
b. J2 porn
c. "Foot in Mouth" penultimate scene (that you OMITTED, darn you!)
d. Jensen POV
e. PROFIT

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

a. Supersize me

Are you trying to cast aspersions on Jensen's eating habits?

b. J2 porn

You know I only write J2 for you, right? I'm writing the (oops, missed it off my in-progress fic list) J2 AU where Jared works in a boutique pet store and only ever sleeps with people once and Jensen is the kinda shy and very enamored guy who works in the convenience store next door. Misha makes gourmet dog food and delivers it and comes into Jensen's shop to dispense wisdom.

And then there's Chad.

See? I'm dooooing it.

c. "Foot in Mouth" penultimate scene (that you OMITTED, darn you!)

I have no idea what you're talking about *shifty eyes*

d. Jensen POV

Of what? Randombly of his life? :D Have I never written Jensen POV? I doubt that very much. Now you're casting aspersions on me.

e. PROFIT

I have a ticket in this week's $50 million lotto. I'm hoping there will be PROFIT.

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

I have a ticket in this week's $50 million lotto. I'm hoping there will be PROFIT.

Don't forget about us little people when you're rich and (in)famous!!

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

If I was not restricted by money or geography I would attempt to meet everyone on my flist... it would be awesome. :D

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

Me first! Me first!

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Hehehee... you're at the top of every list I have. :D