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([personal profile] kellifer Feb. 5th, 2008 04:03 pm)
I'm spamming today... Rarr!

1) Make a list of 10 characters.
2) Assign each character a number.
3) Without telling anyone who's on the list or the character's assigned number, get questions from your flist about what they'd like to know about them. IE: "If 3 and 4 were trapped in a cave together with only a blanket and a toothpick, what would they do?" (The more random the better!)
4) Post the answers and who was who on the list.


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From: [identity profile] majrgenrl8.livejournal.com


1, 7 and 9 are handcuffed together in a dive bar in Minnesota. What happens next?



From: [identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com


Cameron Mitchell(SG-1), Sidney (Alias) and Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls) are handcuffed together in a dive bar in Minnesota

"If you try ordering drinks in a different accent one more time I will kill you," Sidney warns, narrowing her eyes at Lorelai.

"I'd like to see you try, arr?" Lorelai says, squinting one eye shut and making a hook of a hand. Cameron, unfortunately cuffed to both women and therefore in the middle by default, flings his arms wide which has the added bonus of effectively separating them.

"I'm trained to kill in forty seven different ways!" Sidney calls, flailing a leg in Lorelai's direction in frustration.

"Since when is pirate an accent anyway?" Cameron asks. "You lost your own game."

From: [identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com


Dean Forrestor (GG) sends Sam Winchester (SPN) a gift, why?

"It's a journal," Sam says, turning the book over in his hands. He opens it and finds the pages blank except for the first. Don't let anger be your life, the inscription reads.

"You're freaky alternate self is as big a girl as you are," Dean announces from the bathroom and Sam snorts, tucking the journal away in his duffle.

From: [identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com


Lorelai Gilmore(GG) captures John Sheppard(Atlantis) in a slave trade raid... what next (okay, I might have stretched the prompt...)

John's not really sure how it happens, but he's standing on a stage with a scary amount of women eyeing him with something predatory in their faces. He looks across the stage at the tall brunette in the wings who had hustled him off the street with the promise of free steak.

There was a bearded man in a scary looking cable-knit going red-faced at the podium. "How much am I bid?" he asks, looking pained.

Lorelai, as he finds out her name is later, tells him that Taylor Doose will do anything if you tack the words it's for charity onto what you're trying to achieve.

I want to drive a burning car through the city centre, it's for charity!

He's found her quite annoyingly pursuasive in fact, having hustled John to the stage with the words kittens, puppies and landmines. He hadn't really wanted to know what those three things had to do with each other in a small town called Stars Hollow.

What made all this bearable was Rodney, being held in a death grip by a stern-looking woman who bared more than a passing resemblance to Lorelai. "It's for charity," he heard the woman hiss as Rodney squawked in protest.
ext_1770: @ _jems_ (fandom: sga it's a desert land)

From: [identity profile] oxoniensis.livejournal.com


Oh my, Emily won Rodney!!! Oh, that is just too perfect! Hee.

And yes, perfect summation of Taylor!

From: [identity profile] twofourteen.livejournal.com


If 5 walked in on 10 and 2 having sex, what would he/she/it do.

From: [identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com


If Mal (Firefly) walked in on Ronon Dex (SGA) and Dean Forrestor (GG) having sex, what would he do?

"Could we have perhaps found a better place than the engine room?" Mal complains as Dean sheepishly pulls on his trousers and Ronon... doesn't. "You both have guest quarters. I've a mind to restrict you to 'em."

Ronon raises his eyebrows. "Okay," he says, getting up and reaching a hand out for Dean. Mal rolls his eyes and smacks Ronon's hand.

"I meant your own, separate quarters," he snaps.

From: [identity profile] twofourteen.livejournal.com


Hahahah. That's fabulous. Mal and Dean? Oh god. I am not familiar with SGA, but I it looks like Ronon might be a horndog, and I LIKE IT. :D

From: [identity profile] weirfan.livejournal.com


Ooo, this looks fun, what would 4 and 8's first date be like? :D

From: [identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com


What would Kaylee's (Firefly) and Dean Winchester's first date be like?

"I was expectin'" Dean huffs. "For maybe dinner and wine and some... oof! Watch the nails."

Kaylee rolls her eyes, wrenching at Dean's belt. "I wasn't exactly lookin' for food and polite conversation," Kaylee says, managing to get the belt free and across the room with a flick of the hand.

"Yeah, I'm starting to get that impression."
ext_1770: @ _jems_ (fandom: spn all I have)

From: [identity profile] oxoniensis.livejournal.com


I definitely like these two together! What with victoria p,'s story the other day, and this, oh yes!

From: [identity profile] sevter.livejournal.com


Sounds fun.

8 & 10 in Vegas with pink flamingos, what happened?

From: [identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com


Dean Winchester and Ronon Dex in Vegas with Pink Flamingoes

"I thought you were talking about the plastic kind," Dean says with not a small amount of awe in his voice. Currently there are a dozen scantily clad women in their comped suite, all with pink feathers and glitter and not much else.

"Why would I have gone out for those?" Ronon asks, looking confused.

From: [identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com


Dean Forrestor (GG) discovers that he is Kaylee (Firefly) and John Sheppard's love child

"I'm not really even sure how this is possible," Dean says, scrubbing a hand through his hair. The man with the greying temples sighs and looks at the scientist who keeps stealing M&Ms from the bowl on the coffee table.

"It's simple really," the scientist says. "Colonel Sheppard here was thrown into the future by a singularity explosion. He of course slept with the first cute and willing woman he stumbled across-"

"Hey!"

"Let me finish! There's the whole her going back in time to get through."
order_of_chaos: (Default)

From: [personal profile] order_of_chaos


1. If 3 and 4 were trapped in a cave with only a blanket and a toothpick, who would get the blanket and who would get the toothpick, or would they share?
2. And what were they doing with a toothpick in the first place, anyway?
3. If 8, 9 and 10 teamed up to get them out of the cave, who would be the team leader, if any?
4. Would they succeed with the rescue mission, and how would they go about it?
5. If, in the absence of all previously mentioned numbers, 1, 2 and 5 decided to stage a coup, would their primary weapon be politics or explosives?
6. And whose idea was it in the first place?
7. At what point in time do they start really, really regretting it?
8. Was it 7's fault 3 and 4 got trapped in the cave? If so, why?
9. And if not, why not.
10. What was 2 doing with the frog?
order_of_chaos: (Cybericon)

From: [personal profile] order_of_chaos


*grins* I don't blame you - I didn't read the instructions quite carefully enough, and somehow I ended up thinking I was supposed to give you ten evil questions.
You could always to just the first one or just the last one :-P

From: [identity profile] kc-rumors.livejournal.com


10 ropes 2, 5, 7 & 8 into playing a D & D campaign. (Briefly) describe their characters and the game.

From: [identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com


Dean Forrestor - Ranger.

Mal Reynolds - Dwarf with a bad attitude

Sidney - Female Elf Fighter

Dean Winchester - Troll beserker with maxed strength.

:D

From: [identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com


Cameron Mitchell(SG-1) and Dean Winchester(SPN) break up, why?

"It's not you, it's me."

"Oh my god, don't even try that crap with me."

"Okay, maybe I like being the manliest person in a relationship and that's hard to do with you."

"Don't compliment me at the same time your telling me we're not having sex anymore!"

ext_1770: @ _jems_ (fandom: spn razor sharp)

From: [identity profile] oxoniensis.livejournal.com


Hee! I'm having a fine time reading all these little tidbits!
ext_1770: @ _jems_ (fandom: ats the devil you know)

From: [identity profile] oxoniensis.livejournal.com


2 and 10 are on a road-trip, when 2 is bitten by a werewolf. How does 10 handle it?

ETA: Hee, I've just seen who 2 and 10 are!
Edited Date: 2008-02-05 10:40 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com


I know... I was going to say - you do realise you've put Dean Forrestor and Ronon on a roadtrip where Dean gets bitten by a werewolf don't you?? Even if no one else ever reads it... I think I need to write this story... :D
ext_1770: @ _jems_ (fandom: sga phantom menace)

From: [identity profile] oxoniensis.livejournal.com


I think you need to write it! And of course, if anyone would handle were!Dean with equanimity it would be Ronon!

From: [identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com


Hehehehee... it will be completely self-indulgent angsty schmoop with a side of pretty boy!sexin'. I will dedicate it to your birthday... belatedly... ha!

From: [identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com


Aaaaaand... I might have started it and changed Dean Forrestor to Sam Winchester with Dean following on their heels all give me back my brother and Ronon making sure he's completely covered in Sam's scent (!!) before the change so they can go running through the forest together... wild and free... *eyebrows*
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