Meh-me because it's Meh-onday

[kellifer]

This might help me re-kick start my cliche table fills.

1. genderswap (always opposite gender or magical, you pick)
2. bodyswap
3. drunk!fic
4. huddling for warmth
5. pretending to be married
6. secretly a virgin
7. amnesia
8. cross-dressing
9. forced to share a bed
10. truth or dare
11. historical AU
12. accidental-baby-acquisition
13. apocalypse fic
14. telepathy
15. High School / College AU

Pick a trope! Give me a fandom/pairing/verse! I'll tell you all about how it would go/write you a snippet/a bit of both!

Comments

[zortified.livejournal.com]

Live Free or Die Hard, Matt/John, #14 but not with each other ;-)

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

The kid is sleeping fretfully and John doesn't want to wake him so he takes the phone into the other room in case he feels the urge to yell.

It's a pretty safe bet he's going to.

"I said no."

"It's not really up to you," Agent Fielding says, sounding impatient. "He's a national asset right now and-"

"He's an exhausted boy and I'm not going to let you hook him up to a bunch of... diodes or whatever and have him interrogate people for you."

"This is a matter of national security, McClane. I really don't think you understand just what you're standing in the way of. You've always been the one to take it upon yourself to save everyone else. Why is it different this time?"

"I am that guy, but he's not. He's seen enough to have nightmare for the rest of his life, I'm not letting you expose him to more."

"Well, as I said, it's not really up to you, or him for that matter. I've dispatched a team who will be there in thirty seconds. For once in your life, do the smart thing and don't stand in the way when they come."

"Fielding, you don't know me very well, do you?"

[zortified.livejournal.com]

Intriguing! I foresee John shooting a lot of people. ;-)

Thank you!