banging; OMGWTHTWNO

[kellifer]

-> marvel_bang needs more artists for the few orphan stories left over. They're pretty open to what they'll take for art so if you're at all interested, head on over and scoop up what's left!

-> Okay, fine. I give up. I can't fight you anymore. I am officially incepted into this damn TW fandom where I even uploaded icons (by oxoniensis) and will have fic recs in a little bit. It's just... werewolves and bonding and pack-ness... basically they've got all my weaknesses tied up in a pretty little show that I tried to stay away from. If they had've had werewolf brothers then I would've been doomed much earlier. Werewolves are my fave, yo. I think I've written a werewolf AU in every fandom I've ever written in. Honestly, I was completely eyeroll when I first heard about SPN so I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

I'm even... writing fic.

The jeep dies about five minutes away from Derek's house, which is a good twenty minute walk for Stiles through the slush with delusions of snow. It's the forest at night which isn't ideal, but Stiles knows if something came at him, Derek would probably hear his not at all girlish thanks Scott, shut your face, screams for help and come running.

In theory.

What Stiles isn't expecting is for Derek to be the thing that comes at him, barrelling out of the forest like a furry freight train and knocking Stiles on his ass.

"Um, ow," Stiles groans, rolling over. Derek has skidded to a halt a few feet away, bouncing on his toes and doing something that sounds like chuckling to himself but couldn't be because it's Derek who doesn't do any such thing.

"You need to be more aware-"

"Of my surroundings, yada, yada," Stiles interrupts, making a talky-talky hand in the direction Derek's voice came from. He can't see Derek, being flat on his back facing the sky like he is. The slush is seeping through his jeans and it's not pleasant. "I'm not one of your puppies."

Comments

[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

ha! well I for one won't complaint, since I have been assimilated incepted too! and yay, fic! =D (you have a GREAT Stile voice, I am so not surprised! can't wait for more \o/ )

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Hee... he is my favorite type of character! :D

OMG STILES IS DARCY!

[eclecticlioness.livejournal.com]

He really really is isn't he...only with a buzz cut, a Y chromosome and an Aderall prescription. Could you imagine the two of them meeting? There would probably be explosions...also lots of coffee.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

I want fic where Stiles is Darcy's little brother!

[prairie-grass.livejournal.com]

@_@ And Stiles knows about all this super sekrit SHIELD stuff but Isn't Allowed to Talk About It with his werewolves or anyone, and is trying to deal with all this werewolf stuff and asking his sister advice while not letting the government find out, and his life is way more stressful than people realise, hello? And he's actually really fucking good at keeping secrets but he can't get any credit for it because he's too damn good at it!

And then Coulson hangs around creeper-like and tries to recruit Stiles and Derek gets wicked jealous of someone creeping on his creeper-territory and there is possessive!sex and misunderstandings and things!!!! *brain esplodes*

/end random butting in of crossover squee.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Butt in anytime with such awesomeness. I'm thinking it might be more feasible if Darcy is Stiles' cousin and catches the "recruitment" and is super pissed because Stiles has always been like a little brother and she is super protective and NO STILES OF HERS of course then she finds out about the werewolf stuff and... well!

[eclecticlioness.livejournal.com]

Oh please write this...I'd offer to bake you cupcakes but, well...so...theoretical cupcakes? I could just make hopeful puppy dog eyes at you? Also if you were to write it and actually use the line "No Stiles of MINE!" You would maybe kind of be my hero.