kellifer: (Pretty Dean and Sam)
kellifer ([personal profile] kellifer) wrote2007-01-22 01:33 pm

FBR 8 "Conscripted"

Title: Conscripted
Rating/Warning: G
Wordcount: 865
Spoilers: None
By: [livejournal.com profile] kellifer_fic
Category: SPN/SGA crossover. Gen.
Spoilers: None
Prompt: For [livejournal.com profile] sgflutegirl who wanted something to explain -

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Dean was carefully scribbling out Dean is a douchebag written on his newly casted arm when Sam appeared in the waiting room, looking a little nervous.

“They asked me to wait here,” he said, chewing his bottom lip.

Dean scowled. “Dude, I told you this was a bad idea.”

“I got them wrong,” Sam protested.

“On purpose? How do you even know?”

“If I saw squiggly lines, I said circle. If it was a square, I said squiggly lines.”

“You… saw?”

“Can we not talk about this now?”

“Okay.”

An hour later, Dean was eyeing the door. “Let’s just leave.”

“They’ll notice.”

“Who gives a crap?”

“We didn’t get the cash yet.”

“Sam, I’m starting to think going hungry over the stateline is the least of our worries.”

“We can’t.”

“Why the hell not?”

“Because I walked past a couple of marines on my way back to the waiting room. I think they were headed for the foyer.”

“Shit.”

“Yeah, pretty much.”

000


Sam had his head down on the desk in the interview room when he heard the door open. He’d been internally ranting at himself for just walking into their current predicament and didn’t raise his head until someone cleared their throat. He looked up to see a small, blonde and very efficient looking woman crossing to the other chair.

She smiled at him warmly as she sat which was probably meant to disarm but ended up making Sam more nervous.

“Look, I’m not sure who you think we are-”

“Samuel Winchester,” the woman interjected, flipping open a manila folder. “We’ve been trying to track you down for a long time but you basically disappeared off the map after Stanford.”

“Okay,” Sam sighed, scrubbing a hand over his face. “Maybe I’m exactly who you think I am.”

“I mean, I didn’t quite believe it when I got the call that you’d just walked in. I thought these facilities were a waste of time. I’m on the losing side of a lot of wagers here.”

“Would you mind telling me what’s going on? I’m starting to freak out a little and I’d like to see Dean.”

“Ah yes, he’s a little bit of a problem. A number of outstanding warrants, including murder.”

“He didn’t-”

“We know that Mr Winchester,” she said with an airy wave of the hand.

“You do?”

“Absolutely.”

“Would you mind telling the FBI that?”

“Of course.” Sam sat back, stunned. “Provided you can do something for us, that is,” the woman added, almost as an afterthought and Sam groaned, dropping his head to the table again.

“Always a catch. My life is just one big catch.”

“We’re just asking for six months.”

“I’m sorry, what?” Sam blinked.

“Six months, travel to an undisclosed location to be involved in an ongoing scientific endeavour that may or may not prove to be the greatest that mankind has ever known.”

“Oh,” Sam breathed. “Is that all?”

“Your brother’s record will be expunged and we will of course provide you with a very attractive remuneration package.”

“I’m not going anywhere without Dean,” Sam said slowly, wondering if it was going to be a deal breaker.

“Actually, we were going to insist he goes too. Turns out, your family is quite unique. You both carry a particular gene.”

“Is any of this going to start making sense anytime soon?”

“Give it time,” the woman said, her warm, scary smile back.

[identity profile] sgflutegirl.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Cool!! :-)

So, six months on Atlantis. I wonder what kind of trouble they can get into while they are there!! *giggle*

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
*grins* All kinds!

[identity profile] velvetmagras.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
More please. Pretty please.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I know... I can't leave this 'verse hanging. After I finish my request ficlets I'm suspecting this and my SG-1/BSG crossover are going to swallow me whole.
amalthia: (Default)

[personal profile] amalthia 2007-01-22 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm interested. There's going to be more right????

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yes... I've apparently opened up two new 'verses for myself when all I was trying to do was a number of small ficlets... hee!
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[personal profile] cofax7 2007-01-22 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
MORE! More more more!

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
:D Soon, soon, sooooon!

[identity profile] gillianinoz.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
I must add my MORE MORE to the cry,

I would love to see these two on Atlantis!

(and let's see the yellow eyed demon find them there.)

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Hee... I'm thinking that Dean will push them to go for that very same reason...
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[personal profile] embroiderama 2007-01-22 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, very cool! Of course they couldn't turn down that offer, and they'd both do very well on Atlantis.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking so too... :)

[identity profile] r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I always knew the Winchester had good genes (I mean, just LOOK at them) ... but I didn't suspect they had THAT particular one. =)

Very nice.

(And Dean is totally going to be all about the "big, honkin' space guns" isn't he? - ooo! and the Jumpers! No speed limits in space!)

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! He'll have a Jumper painted black in two seconds... *grins*

[identity profile] skippy-peanuts.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
haha. sweet. the winchester boys in atlantis. the place will never be the same. i look forward to seeing more.
and dean has a cast on? interesting. sounds like sam got even with him. hehe.
right. really looking forward to reading more. :0) have a great day.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] cetpar.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Awesome. I'm a sucker for SGA/SPN crossovers, and I'm very intrigued. So what do we have to bribe you with to get more?

:)

[identity profile] cetpar.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I forgot: Actually, we were going to insist he goes to.

Did you mean too?

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Um... yes, I did. This never happened.

*makes waggly, scooby-do-over hands*

[identity profile] allhoneyboo.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
That's an awesome idea! You should run with it.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking I'm going to have to or there will be villagers and pitchforks and torches in my future... hee!
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[personal profile] lark_ascends 2007-01-22 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Heee!

Good story!

[identity profile] guenvier.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Good story!

Re: Good story!

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Thankyou!

[identity profile] strifechaos.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Nifty! *grins* I wonder how they tracked the brothers--or knew they carried the gene.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for reading. :)

[identity profile] crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, nice crossover. Usually I'm not into crossovers like this, but this would be an adventure. I'm seeing Dean with a crush on Teyla. Elizabeth could mother Sam. It all would be totally cool.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed. :)
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[identity profile] moonmip.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
oh, oh OH!

I've just started getting with SPN (been an SGA ho, long time gone) and I was looking for crossovers when you post this!

You have made me so very happy.

I am a fan of your SGA stuff (especially the Postcard Series and Hegira) and seeing you write this? WIN. Squeeing aside, you've set up a believable premise that suits both shows. Dean was absolutely spot on and I look forward to finding out why the government has been tailing Sam (duh), or Dean, or both of them.

The pic is great, too. Where did it come from and is it snaggable?

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
The puddlejumper pic was made by [livejournal.com profile] sgflutegirl. It was part of a larger icon post and I'm pretty sure was snaggable so check out her journal and drop a comment if you decide to snag.

Thanks for reading!
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2007-01-22 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeeeeee!
Oh, xover!
Must have Dean meeting Ronan!
*bounce*
Or, you know...anyone.
Sam'n'Dean on Atlantis!
Wheeeee!

*poor Sam, squiggly lines and circles, hehehehe*

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hehehee... I'm envisioning Dean and Ronon comparing knives... :D

[identity profile] yakkorat-fics.livejournal.com 2007-01-23 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Jesus. John Shepard and Dean Winchester in the same mess hall.

Somebody get out the rulers.

God, now that image is in my head. You're going to write more, right? We get to see them interact with the SGA crew?

Oh please!

Love,
Julie-Rae

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hee... I think I'm going to have to... it's all just too pretty. :D

[identity profile] bitter-crimson.livejournal.com 2007-01-23 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha! Oh, yes, MORE PLZ!

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
:) Yes, absolutely.

[identity profile] thady.livejournal.com 2007-01-23 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, nice! Will you write more? I'd really like to see them in Atlantis.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, this and another crossover 'verse have been born from innocent request ficlets... :D I'm suspecting these are going to take over my life. Heh.
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[personal profile] akacat 2007-01-23 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes. I love this!

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Thankyou!

[identity profile] diluvian.livejournal.com 2007-01-23 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
YEEEEEE!

Oh this is *so* much fun to think about.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-24 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Thankyou!

Hee... Dean's expression in your icon made me giggle for ages... :D

[identity profile] dolimir-k.livejournal.com 2007-01-25 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhhh...can we talk you into writing more?

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-01-26 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking I have to... because there has to be Dean and Ronon comparing knives... hee!

[identity profile] barkley.livejournal.com 2007-01-26 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, fun! Of course they have the gene!

[identity profile] twistingflame.livejournal.com 2007-01-28 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. This sounds like fun.

[identity profile] oxbastetxo.livejournal.com 2007-04-27 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Lord...*attempts to stifle giggle fits and gives up*

Too much!!!!

You're tempting me to put up a crossover challanges on my lists...I run SGAHC and SPNHC. ;-)