I'm making myself have lunch

[kellifer]

So as to avoid working through... I'm doing something fun.

Pick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.

1. Jim Halpert (The Office)
2. Sam Winchester (SPN)
3. Tara (Buffy)
4. Peter Petrelli (Heroes)
5. Daniel Jackson (SG-1)
6. Ronon Dex (SGA)
7. Cordelia Chase (Angel)
8. Dean Winchester (SPN)
9. Vala Mal Doran (SG-1)
10. Faith (Buffy)
11. Dean Forrestor (Gilmore Girls)
12. Cameron Mitchell (SG-1)



1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Ronon Dex/Dean Forrestor) fic ? Do you want to?

*combusts*

2. Do you think Four (Peter Petrelli) is hot? How hot?

Yes, which is strange because I HATED him with the firey burning passion of firey burning when he was Jess on GG...

3. What would happen if Twelve (Cameron Mitchell) got Eight (Dean Winchester) pregnant?

Hahahahaaa! Firstly there would be a lot of intense staring and then Dean would probably kick Cameron's ass... or try to but he *is* in a delicate condition...

4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Vala Mal Doran) ?

I'm sure I have before. The most recent was a Daniel/Vala space pirate story by annerbhp.

5. Would Two (Sam Winchester) and Six (Ronon Dex) make a good couple?

*combusts again*

6. Five/Nine (Daniel Jackson/Vala Mal Doran) or Five/Ten (Daniel Jackson/Faith) ? Why?

I'm going to actually go against the actual *show* and say Daniel/Faith because holy crap! I've written Daniel/Willow but this is making my brain twitch... :D

7. What would happen if Seven (Cordelia Chase) walked in on Two (Sam Winchester) and Twelve (Cameron Mitchell) having sex?

She would probably think Cameron has a thing for Winchesters since he's impregnated Dean already. Then she'd pull up a chair and some popcorn and watch.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Tara/Faith) fic.

Wow... that almost works... ha!

Tara is brought back... wrong. When Willow asks for help, Faith is inexplicably drawn to the dark witch.

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Jim Halpert/Dean Winchester) fluff?

No, but I would give my right kidney to see it!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Cordelia/Cameron) hurt/comfort fic.

"Across the Acres"

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Peter Petrelli) to deflower One (Jim Halpert)?

A lot of beer and Peter would totally be invisible and just molest Jim...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Cordelia Chase) slash?

Possibly but I came into fandom after Buffy was on the wane.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Tara) het?

Ha!

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eight (Dean Winchester)

Um... pretty much 50% for writing. antiship has some lovely artwork.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Sam Winchester/Peter Petrelli/Daniel Jackson)?

No... BUT THEY SHOULD OMMMYYYYYYYGODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

16. What might Ten (Faith) scream at a moment of great passion?

Yeeha!

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Dean Winchester), which song would you choose?

Probably "Brothers on a Motel Bed"

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Jim Halpert/Ronon Dex/Cameron Mitchell)fic, what would the warnings be?

Warning: Girl parts may explode.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Sam Winchester) to use on Ten (Faith)?

"Hi...." *puppy eyes*

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Daniel Jackson)?

Very recently.

21. What is Six's (Ronon Dex's) super-sekrit kink?

Footie pajamas. Heh.

22. Would Eleven (Dean Forrestor) shag Nine (Vala Mal Doran) ? Drunk or sober?

Yes and probably drunk. He would be drinking because he'd been rejected by Rory AGAIN!! (sorry, just watched S5 and am still a little sensitive) and Vala would climb him like a jungle gym.

23. If Three (Tara) and Seven (Cordelia) get together, who tops?

Ha!!! Definitely Cordelia.

24. "One (Jim Halpert) and Nine (Vala Mal Doran) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Vala) suddenly runs off with Four (Peter Petrelli). One (Jim) , broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Dean Forrestor) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Cameron Mitchell), then follows the wise advice of Five (Daniel Jackson) and finds true love with Three.(Tara)"

I didn't realise I was doing a madlib... bah!

25. What title would you give this fic?

"Coming Around To The Girl" (Bleah, I suck at titles)

26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Cordelia/Dean) was canon?

Sweet!! I'm tempted to write it into my crossover 'verse...