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[kellifer]

I'm at work *way* too early today...

Stolen shamelessly from annerbhp because hahaha!

Cliche!fic - bold the ones you've committed and link if you are so inclined.



Cliches

Genderswap: She's Taller Than Most (SGA)

Bodyswap: Keep Your Hands Off My Girl (SPN)

Drunk!fic: Heart Of A Lion, Head Of A Pin (SPN)

Huddling together for warmth: No. How have I not done this?

Undercover in a gay bar: No - again, how have I let this one slip by me?

Pretending to be married: Wow... I have cliche!fail!

Secretly a virgin: Nope, hahahaa!

Amnesia: Lethe (SPN)

Cross-dressing: Um, my j2_everafter fic has crossdressing so I'd say this one is a half.

Forced to share a bed: I can't think of one but I'm sure I have...

Aliens make them do it: Close But No Donut (SGA)

Wingfic: Wing!fic tag (SPN) There's also a SG-1 one but hahahaa... FF.NET is blocked at my work.

Mpreg: Nooooooooo!

Mistakenly assumed to be gay: How am I in SPN fandom and haven't written this?? I might have to rectify that!

Let's play truth or dare: Well... kind of. I Never (SGA)

Mary Sue fic: I'm bolding this because when I was twelve I wrote stories about me in the Young Guns verse... *facepalms* Oh Emilio!

Aphrodisiacs: Damn Alien Plantlife (SGA)

Curtainfic: I... don't know what this is... is it domestic fic??

Hurt/Comfort: Many, many times.

Apocafic: Again, many, many times. The Long And Winding Road (SPN/SG-1/Buffy)

Someone has a baby: I don't think so... maybe someone had a baby at some point in one of my stories but I can't think of one...

Kidfic: I guess you could take this as the characters with a kid, but I'm taking it as the characters turning into kids... ha! Minor In Action (SGA)

Telepathic soulbonding: Again, I'm in the SPN fandom and I haven't??

Werewolves mate for life: Kind of... I've written a couple of werewolf stories...

Evil Twin: Hahahaa... no, but I started a doppleganger Dean story...

Talking to a Shrink: People have talked to shrinks *in* my stories.

Hero Wrongfully Accused: No... I don't think so.

Character Tortured to Secure Other Character's Cooperation: Hmmm... again I can't think of one.

Expansion Pack:

Turned into animals: Little Bear (SGA)

Baby Farm: Um... I have no idea what this is... are we farming babies??

Time Travel: Yes, but again on ff.net so link!fail.

Matchmaking Third Party: No... weird!

Near Death Confessions: Okay, clearly I have SPN!fail because I should have done this one too...

Alternative Realities: Many, many, many time... And Hell Followed With Him (SPN)

Stranded Off-World: Mostly on ff.net. The Long Pause Between (SG-1)

Medical Discharge: No...

Wedding Fic: Apparently I'm not the marrying kind...

Holiday Fic: I'm taking this as seasonal fic. A Justifiable Dislike Of Halloween (SPN)

Kidnapping: Not as the focus I don't think...

Slavery: The Blade (SGA) and of course AKB fic.

Tent Porn: Um... nope.

Accidental/immaculate/alien pregnancy: Hahahaa... no.

Going Rogue: I think again I've started one...

Brainwashing: No.

Death Fic: I think this is the only one that qualifies... Walking On These Shattered Bones. (SPN)

Briefing Table Porn: Hahaaa.. I was going to say no but I think I have at some point...

Dancing/Go to a Ball/yada yada: Again, not as the focus of a fic, no.