And lo, on the fifth day of the fourth month of the year twenty zero-ty six, a thing both monstrous and strange was born, and it was called
ucp_ficathon and it was good.
Or it tried to be...
Usually...
And the Creator, she said -
"Go out and pimpeth yeh lovers of fandom and lovers of loving or the
ucp_ficathon will go the way of the dinosaurs. Yes, that's right, back from the planet Narglefoof where they came from. Bet you thought I was going to say extinction right?? We all know that's a complete fabrication. Um... where was I? Oh yes... go out and spread the word and we shall all have more fic. Rejoice!"
Or it tried to be...
Usually...
And the Creator, she said -
"Go out and pimpeth yeh lovers of fandom and lovers of loving or the