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So!
Since I can't write anything at the moment but have a very full WIP box thing, I'll endevor to find snippets of things for the remaining duration of my inflicted LEFTITUDE.
Here is a little bit of the Clint/Coulson fake!boyfriends that I actually wrote WAY MORE OF than I thought I had.
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"I don't know why you people insist on making my life difficult. I'm your handler, not your school principal. You don't need to prank me to get my attention."
"I'm not pranking you," Clint says, eyes crinkling up in amusement. "I'll come home with you."
"Why?" Phil asks.
"To be your boyfriend, keep up."
Phil feels his mouth unhinge. "You're not, though."
Clint's amused crinkles deepen. "Yes, well, you and I know that but your family doesn't. Won't it shut them up to bring home a hot, semi-famous guy as your main squeeze?"
"I thought you said I was taking you home," Phil says, can't really help himself.
"Har, har, very funny," Clint grunts. "Look, how often do you see your family?"
"Twice a year, if I can't get out of it."
"So, this trip you have me, and then for the next four trips, just act sad whenever someone mentions me. They'll leave you alone and you'll get over two years of peace."
"That sounds..." It sounds fantastic but Phil's not really ready to admit that to Clint yet. "Devious."
"Hey, it's beneficial for the whole team if you unclench once in a while."
"Just for the record, I'm not completely socially inept. I don't have time for a relationship," Phil says, isn't sure why it's important that Clint knows that.
"I know, hence the offer. Like you said, you have enough to deal with."
Phil suspects a trap, knows he needs to be wary, but one trip home without everyone looking at him like he's failing them all in a monumental way would be nice.
Since I can't write anything at the moment but have a very full WIP box thing, I'll endevor to find snippets of things for the remaining duration of my inflicted LEFTITUDE.
Here is a little bit of the Clint/Coulson fake!boyfriends that I actually wrote WAY MORE OF than I thought I had.
---
"I don't know why you people insist on making my life difficult. I'm your handler, not your school principal. You don't need to prank me to get my attention."
"I'm not pranking you," Clint says, eyes crinkling up in amusement. "I'll come home with you."
"Why?" Phil asks.
"To be your boyfriend, keep up."
Phil feels his mouth unhinge. "You're not, though."
Clint's amused crinkles deepen. "Yes, well, you and I know that but your family doesn't. Won't it shut them up to bring home a hot, semi-famous guy as your main squeeze?"
"I thought you said I was taking you home," Phil says, can't really help himself.
"Har, har, very funny," Clint grunts. "Look, how often do you see your family?"
"Twice a year, if I can't get out of it."
"So, this trip you have me, and then for the next four trips, just act sad whenever someone mentions me. They'll leave you alone and you'll get over two years of peace."
"That sounds..." It sounds fantastic but Phil's not really ready to admit that to Clint yet. "Devious."
"Hey, it's beneficial for the whole team if you unclench once in a while."
"Just for the record, I'm not completely socially inept. I don't have time for a relationship," Phil says, isn't sure why it's important that Clint knows that.
"I know, hence the offer. Like you said, you have enough to deal with."
Phil suspects a trap, knows he needs to be wary, but one trip home without everyone looking at him like he's failing them all in a monumental way would be nice.