He shoots a bow and arrow

[kellifer]

Very cool little article where Jeremy Renner and Joss Whedon talk about Hawkeye here.

What caught me though was this;

Jeremy is very athletic and can work like a stuntman, but at the same time he is extremely balletic and precise in his movements

Is it weird to want fic where Clint Barton as part of his training takes dance/ballet at some community centre near the Avengers mansion and he's keeping it secret but everybody finds out and eventually the class is full of Avengers and a very weirded out teacher?

Comments

[tabaqui]

*dies laughing*

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

TONY IS SO PROUD OF HIS LITTLE AVENGERS.

I JUST HAVE THE IMAGE OF THOR IN A TU-TU AND CLINT WILL BE ALL LIKE, DUDE, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THAT GULLIBLE TO HAVE HAD DARCY AND JANE TALK YOU INTO THAT AND THOR WILL BE LIKE, NO ONE TALKED ME INTO THIS, I JUST FIND IT FETCHING.

[tabaqui]

YES YES YES YES.
HOWEVER, THOR HAS DECIDED THE DANCE BELT IS ANATHEMA TO THE FREE AND EASY NATURE OF HIS GENITALIA AND WILL NOT WEAR ONE.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

HE WILL CERTAINLY HAVE FREE AND EASY GENITALIA WITHOUT ONE.

CLINT IS ALL LIKE, I JUST WANTED A QUIET SATURDAY AFTERNOON DANCE CLASS AND NOW THERE IS JANE AND DARCY IN MATCHING FLURO LEG WARMERS AND STEVE TAKING IT AS DEATHLY SERIOUSLY AS HE DOES EVERYTHING BY MAKING EVERYONE PRACTICE OUTSIDE OF CLASS AND HOLD RECITALS FOR PHIL.

[tabaqui]

OMG OMG OMG OMG.
*dies*

Steve agonizing over choice of recital music and the leotard is really *form fitting* but that's what they wear but maybe he could do it in sweats and Tony saying do it in his Cap uniform, pliés to the Star Spangled Banner and then Steve has to tackle him.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

STEVE MAKES BANNER BE THE CURTAIN PULLER BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REFUSED TO COME TO CLASS.

[tabaqui]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Though when the Hulk hears about it, *he* wants to dance. Pretty music!!!

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Of course he does!! HULK DANCE!!