He shoots a bow and arrow

[kellifer]

Very cool little article where Jeremy Renner and Joss Whedon talk about Hawkeye here.

What caught me though was this;

Jeremy is very athletic and can work like a stuntman, but at the same time he is extremely balletic and precise in his movements

Is it weird to want fic where Clint Barton as part of his training takes dance/ballet at some community centre near the Avengers mansion and he's keeping it secret but everybody finds out and eventually the class is full of Avengers and a very weirded out teacher?

Comments

[samirant.livejournal.com]

I WANT THAT FIC.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

I HAVE A NOT-SO-SECRET YEN FOR ACCIDENTAL TEAM BONDING.

[theladyscribe]

Please tell me you are now in the process of writing it. Please. :D

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

... I might be, dammit.

[slvrbld747.livejournal.com]

Laughs, that is a great idea. If I find one, you will definitely get a heads up. :D -SB

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Please do!

[radioaches.livejournal.com]

IF IT'S WEIRD I DON'T WANT TO BE NORMAL.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

♥!

[tabaqui]

Actually, i kind of imagine he'd have done a little bit of that, albeit not 'formally' in the circus, you know?

*twirls you*

*needs moar Avengers icons*

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

I think so too, at leas tumbling etc... and then he saw a flyer for a local place and started going on the downlow however the others are naturally curious and end up following one by one MUCH TO HIS CONSTERNATION.

[tabaqui]

YES. And he's trying really hard not to notice that anyone is *noticing* when he does the stretches with his leg all up there somewhere but, you know, they have to *look*.....
*cough*
:)

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE THEY DO.

And the teacher fawns all over him because he's so good and he's all embarrassed and blushy, especially when Tony insists on coming but sits in the chairs meant for parents for the kid classes to watch everyone and look smug.

[tabaqui]

*dies laughing*

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

TONY IS SO PROUD OF HIS LITTLE AVENGERS.

I JUST HAVE THE IMAGE OF THOR IN A TU-TU AND CLINT WILL BE ALL LIKE, DUDE, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THAT GULLIBLE TO HAVE HAD DARCY AND JANE TALK YOU INTO THAT AND THOR WILL BE LIKE, NO ONE TALKED ME INTO THIS, I JUST FIND IT FETCHING.

[tabaqui]

YES YES YES YES.
HOWEVER, THOR HAS DECIDED THE DANCE BELT IS ANATHEMA TO THE FREE AND EASY NATURE OF HIS GENITALIA AND WILL NOT WEAR ONE.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

HE WILL CERTAINLY HAVE FREE AND EASY GENITALIA WITHOUT ONE.

CLINT IS ALL LIKE, I JUST WANTED A QUIET SATURDAY AFTERNOON DANCE CLASS AND NOW THERE IS JANE AND DARCY IN MATCHING FLURO LEG WARMERS AND STEVE TAKING IT AS DEATHLY SERIOUSLY AS HE DOES EVERYTHING BY MAKING EVERYONE PRACTICE OUTSIDE OF CLASS AND HOLD RECITALS FOR PHIL.

[tabaqui]

OMG OMG OMG OMG.
*dies*

Steve agonizing over choice of recital music and the leotard is really *form fitting* but that's what they wear but maybe he could do it in sweats and Tony saying do it in his Cap uniform, pliés to the Star Spangled Banner and then Steve has to tackle him.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

STEVE MAKES BANNER BE THE CURTAIN PULLER BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REFUSED TO COME TO CLASS.

[tabaqui]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Though when the Hulk hears about it, *he* wants to dance. Pretty music!!!

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Of course he does!! HULK DANCE!!

[bathsweaver.livejournal.com]

....Oh, fuck me, I want that fic.


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[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

ME TOO.

[dragonsheart21.livejournal.com]

I totally want this fic it sounds awesome! I love the team bonding fics they make me all warm and fuzzy!

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

I think I might have to blame tabaqui for this thing basically writing itself!

[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

I fully approve of these shenanigans =D