Within the same vain

[kellifer]

with_a_kay had an excellent sanity-saving idea. I think the walking-through-treacle-ness of my Big Bang is currently crushing my muse's spirit (I can only make her feet out from underneath the pile like the Wicked Witch and someone is about to snag her ruby slippers the bastards) so...

Prompt me with crack-y J2 or Sam-Dean AU ideas. I will brain dump craft the first 5 requests. (Keep requesting after the five if I get that many if you like because I plan a marathon writing session over the weekend and may need small breaks to write crack).

Help a girl to stop her creative brain leaking out of her ears.

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[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

Sam gets turned into a talking dog. But only Dean can hear him speak. :D

[whisper99.livejournal.com]

Dean as a fireman, saving a young Sam from a fire. :)

[pinkfinity.livejournal.com]

Sam and Dean are part of a Live! Studio! Audience!

[emeraldus.livejournal.com]

Sam and Dean find to their horror a certain series of books has been made into a TV pilot. OR...Dean as Crossroads demon?

[leavingslowly.livejournal.com]

Jared goes through sugar withdrawal after the Sydney convention!

I know you already have 5 but you said keep requesting ;D...

[stangerine88.livejournal.com]

A demon is stealing all of Toledo's pie supply. Dean is not amused. Sam is even less so- although it's a tie between Dean's need to free the pies or the demon's lame attempt at being...demonic.

[flamingquill.livejournal.com]

At the risk of being tarred and feathered... Winchesters meet Cullens? Because crossovers can highlight the absurdity of the horror that is Twilight, and because I think you in particular could make it hilarious. OR (and damn, am I in crossover mode tonight): SamnDean or J2 have an encounter with The Doctor.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Sam and Dean find to their horror a certain series of books has been made into a TV pilot.

I think this might be from an ep I haven't seen yet because I'm only up to Yellow Fever (I know, I know!) unless you want Sam to be objecting to Harry Potter or Twilight? :D

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

"Dude, no one wants to see that."

Dean is looking at the chocolate lab practically sitting on his feet when Bobby comes out of his house. It's got its face tipped up to Dean and is panting, big doggy grin on its face and tongue lolling out to the side.

"Hey kid, you pick up a stray?" Bobby asks. He'd heard the Impala all the way down his drive and had come out with three long-necks in his fingers. Now he hands one to Dean and looks behind him, expecting Sam to be emerging from the car and not finding him.

"Yeah, you could say that," Dean says and the dog whuffs. If Bobby didn't think it was crazy, he would swear the noise was one of exasperation.

"Where's your better half?" Bobby asks. The dog crosses to him and nudges a nose against the beer he hasn't opened himself.

"About that," Dean says and then looks at the dog, grimacing.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Dean knows with his workmates running back and forth, he can't risk putting the kid down. Instead he's got the boy resting on one hip, weighing less than the equipment he's got on his back. "That your dad?" Dean asks, jutting a chin at a tall man who's talking to a cop near the road. He's gesturing widely and yelling.

"Yes," the boy says firmly. He coughs then and Dean turns him a little so he can pour some water over the kids face. It's smudged with black but the kid doesn't protest about the dousing, instead tips his face up and then dries it with the overlong t-shirt he's wearing.

The t-shirt was as black as his face so he only makes the mess worse than it was originally.

Dean chuckles.

"Let's maybe go over and drop you off so your dad doesn't strangle the poor policeman, yeah?"

"Okay," the boy says agreeably. His voice is a little rough and Dean dreads to think what would have happened if he hadn't checked under that kitchen counter on a whim. The place went up fast, all plasterboard and cheap plywood, nice and flammable.

He had no idea why he'd knocked the cupboard open with a boot and was surprised as hell to find a kid stashed in it, hiding his face in a threadbare bunny rabbit. Dean now retrieves the toy from under his arm where he'd stowed it when he was settling the kid and the kid reaches out and curls it into himself.

"What's your name?" Dean asks.

"Sammy."

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

Dean becomes a vegan.

OR

Jared takes up scrapbooking.

OR

Young Sam's secret classes in ballet.

OR

Jensen has the ability to turn himself invisible at will.

[gypsy-atavari.livejournal.com]

Jensen and Jared join the Amazing Race, Celebrity edition. ;-)

[ccarroll003.livejournal.com]

I second the Winchesters meeting the Cullens. I mean, what would the boys say to sparkling vampires???

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

LOL. Thank you!!

[emeraldus.livejournal.com]

AHHHH after I posted it, it occurred to me that maybe you might be in area where it hasn't aired yet? BAD ME. How about Dean as a crossroads demon making deals in his Dean way?

[whisper99.livejournal.com]

Yay! :)

[tanpopo03.livejournal.com]

Awwww. That's... so cute :) :).

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaaaa!

These will be making me laugh for days.

[infraredphaeton.livejournal.com]

does it make me a bad person that I really, really want to see that?
I don't even like reality TV...

[gypsy-atavari.livejournal.com]

LOL. I think it would be awesome. I'd make sure not to miss an episode. Hehe.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

When Jared asks for photos, it's no big deal. He knows Jensen takes a lot of them, would have a camera attached to his face permanently in a kind of freakish cyberpunk graft if it were an option and so it's not all that unusual.

Jared apparently stealing most of the glitter from the makeup trailer makes Jensen, however, very uneasy.

There's definitely further evidence of something strange being afoot when Jensen goes into Jared's trailer to find his gloves in Jared's freezer (don't ask) and sees teeny bits of cardboard and... lace all over the place.

"He's up to something," Jensen says, leaning sideways into Misha's space between takes. He's eyeing Jared who's hovering just off camera, feeding he and Misha lines while they have their staggered, soap opera-ish side of the conversation both facing the camera.

Jensen never really understood talking to the camera while the person you were having a conversation with was behind you. Talking to a dude's back? That shit was rude.

Misha's eyes slide sideways and back without him moving his head an inch. He's been screamed at by the lighting guys three times already and Jensen understands his hesitation about bringing down further wrath.

"Isn't he always up to something?" Misha asks after a long, contemplative pause. "Y'know, it's Jared."

"Yeah, but this time he's... I think he's making something," Jensen says, wondering just what the hell Jared can MacGyver up with cardboard, glitter and photographs. "I think he's trying to hex me or something."

"Why would he do that?"

"I don't know," Jensen huffs, raising a hand to scrub over the back of his head and having Elsa from hair and makeup fairly blanch when he mucks up whatever careful disarray she'd achieved. He grimaces at her as she advances with pots of gel and a cannister of hairspray in hand.

"Y'know, he did ask for his glue gun back," Misha observes, as if this isn't a vital and terrifying piece of information. All members of cast and crew had heaved a sigh of collective relief when Jared had grown bored of sticking plastic animals and toy cars on anything that stayed still long enough.

"Christ," Jensen groans. "We're doomed."

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

Jared = Glitter. LOTS AND LOTS OF GLITTER.

♥♥♥

[aqua-eyes.livejournal.com]

Good luck!

And more sam and dean in sga space please? XD! Teyla kicking their asses would be fun. ^^