The continuing saga of me being a little bit dim

- Can I write 10k in 3 days? It remains to be seen. I have abandoned the first Big Bang draft because I basically painted myself into a corner and now I am writing a new one! Ha! Take that achey wrist of doom!

- Conversations with the flatmate 2 continued - (they are still making jokes about NASCAR - I DID NOT NEED TO GIVE THEM MORE FODDER!!)

F2: Hey, when did you do poopie last?
Me: Blinks
F2: Hmm?
Me: (Very slowly, maybe i misheard...) What?
F2: When did you do poopie last?
Me: (Thinking what?? Why?? Did I leave behind horrible evidence that I shouldn't because I'm a girl and girls don't do that!?!) Um... today.
F2: Oh right, okay. I'll do it tomorrow then.
Me: (Just stares for a moment before I realise he is talking about THE CAT LITTER AND NOT MY PERSONAL !AHEM MOVEMENTS).

At this juncture, any normal person would say, oh right, cool and leave it at that and NO ONE would be any the wiser but sometimes my mouth works without the benefit of my brain.

Me: OH MY GOD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASKING ABOUT ME PERSONALLY!

Cue dead silence and then LAUGHING FOR DAYS.

The continuing saga of me being a little bit dim

- Can I write 10k in 3 days? It remains to be seen. I have abandoned the first Big Bang draft because I basically painted myself into a corner and now I am writing a new one! Ha! Take that achey wrist of doom!

- Conversations with the flatmate 2 continued - (they are still making jokes about NASCAR - I DID NOT NEED TO GIVE THEM MORE FODDER!!)

F2: Hey, when did you do poopie last?
Me: Blinks
F2: Hmm?
Me: (Very slowly, maybe i misheard...) What?
F2: When did you do poopie last?
Me: (Thinking what?? Why?? Did I leave behind horrible evidence that I shouldn't because I'm a girl and girls don't do that!?!) Um... today.
F2: Oh right, okay. I'll do it tomorrow then.
Me: (Just stares for a moment before I realise he is talking about THE CAT LITTER AND NOT MY PERSONAL !AHEM MOVEMENTS).

At this juncture, any normal person would say, oh right, cool and leave it at that and NO ONE would be any the wiser but sometimes my mouth works without the benefit of my brain.

Me: OH MY GOD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASKING ABOUT ME PERSONALLY!

Cue dead silence and then LAUGHING FOR DAYS.

The continuing saga of me being a little bit dim

- Can I write 10k in 3 days? It remains to be seen. I have abandoned the first Big Bang draft because I basically painted myself into a corner and now I am writing a new one! Ha! Take that achey wrist of doom!

- Conversations with the flatmate 2 continued - (they are still making jokes about NASCAR - I DID NOT NEED TO GIVE THEM MORE FODDER!!)

F2: Hey, when did you do poopie last?
Me: Blinks
F2: Hmm?
Me: (Very slowly, maybe i misheard...) What?
F2: When did you do poopie last?
Me: (Thinking what?? Why?? Did I leave behind horrible evidence that I shouldn't because I'm a girl and girls don't do that!?!) Um... today.
F2: Oh right, okay. I'll do it tomorrow then.
Me: (Just stares for a moment before I realise he is talking about THE CAT LITTER AND NOT MY PERSONAL !AHEM MOVEMENTS).

At this juncture, any normal person would say, oh right, cool and leave it at that and NO ONE would be any the wiser but sometimes my mouth works without the benefit of my brain.

Me: OH MY GOD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASKING ABOUT ME PERSONALLY!

Cue dead silence and then LAUGHING FOR DAYS.

Writing like a mad thing

J2 Big Bang status:

Wordcount:

Now only 7k to go. Woo to the hoo?

Unfortunate typo caught:

Chad and Jared had boned immediately given their lack of any real offensive abilities and because Chad could burp the alphabet.

Yeah, I meant bonded. That definitely would have made an interesting side story.

Infuriating because:

The boys continue to argue instead of making with the sweet love. What the hells brain??

Hand/wrist:

Aching like an aching thing. Argh! Might need to go to sleep and start fresh tomorrow.

Writing like a mad thing

J2 Big Bang status:

Wordcount:

Now only 7k to go. Woo to the hoo?

Unfortunate typo caught:

Chad and Jared had boned immediately given their lack of any real offensive abilities and because Chad could burp the alphabet.

Yeah, I meant bonded. That definitely would have made an interesting side story.

Infuriating because:

The boys continue to argue instead of making with the sweet love. What the hells brain??

Hand/wrist:

Aching like an aching thing. Argh! Might need to go to sleep and start fresh tomorrow.

Writing like a mad thing

J2 Big Bang status:

Wordcount:

Now only 7k to go. Woo to the hoo?

Unfortunate typo caught:

Chad and Jared had boned immediately given their lack of any real offensive abilities and because Chad could burp the alphabet.

Yeah, I meant bonded. That definitely would have made an interesting side story.

Infuriating because:

The boys continue to argue instead of making with the sweet love. What the hells brain??

Hand/wrist:

Aching like an aching thing. Argh! Might need to go to sleep and start fresh tomorrow.