Too funny...

[kellifer]

Mostly because I want *other* people to do this so I can be evil...

*plots*

Meme!time...

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them. (Assuming, you know, that I have some idea what the fandom is, etc.)

Comments

[libitina]

Does this mean you want titles or vague descriptions?

*gleeful*

[kuwdora.livejournal.com]

Jack/Rodney mpreg.

*is evil*

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

I think vague descriptions are the order of the day... :D

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

You... I.... *hands*

Okay... *thinks*

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

Sam and Daniel have been sleeping together the entire time, despite other relationships, and they end up together at the end. TRUE LOVE. ;)

It goes against everything that fandom holds dear...

[kuwdora.livejournal.com]

*cackles loud and hard*

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

Rodney/Hermiod.

[abyssinia4077.livejournal.com]

Ooh...fun...

three fic ideas, eh?
I'm not sure what your limits are in terms of what you'd be willing to write but...

* Ronon explains to [insert Atlantis character here] that Satedan biology is just a little bit different...

* Dean Winchester thinks Teal'c is a demon. It all ends in Jell-o.

* All of SG-1 (season 9 era) shows up in the gateroom with no memories of the weeklong mission. And pregnant. ALL of them.

[libitina]

SPN:
John gives Dean a teddy bear for his birthday. It is not a weapon.

SGA:
Bates/Kavanagh

SG-1:
The one where Walter Harriman says, "Are you insane, Colonel Carter? You have to rewrite the underlying code before you can enter the protocol that will change the subharmonics of the mechanism. Here, I can type faster than you can."

[abyssinia4077.livejournal.com]

Wait...
you mean the *haven't* been doing that?
Damn. Guess I've been reading it all wrong :)

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

I KNOW.

We're so deluded. ;P

[lunardreamed.livejournal.com]

After A World of His Own Making, evil wins the war and now that it's done, Sam wants Dean back.

Really, the wings were Dean's, but he rejected them or projected them, or somehow got them on Sam, or something. Did you know that some believe angels are hermaphrodites?

Why is Henrickson really so obsessed with the Winchesters?

Go ahead and hit me back.

[lark_ascends]

Hmmmm... I need to think about this some...

[macgyvergal.livejournal.com]

Didn't you already write this? :)

[lark_ascends]

Okay, you might want to shoot me over these.

Dean karaokeing "Bad to the Bone", while Sam watches on in horror (alternatively, Dean and John singing along to this in the car with air drums and guitars much to Sam's mortification).

Dean being 'forced' to line dance, in a cowboy hat.

Daniel Jackson is the Winchesters' long lost cousin.

[lyore.livejournal.com]

I want to see that SG-1 story!

3 Fics I Dare You To Write

[stargatebabe.livejournal.com]

1. Stargate SG-1: Jack O'Neill meets Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica and they end up in the sack. Gee what a surprise.

2. Stargate SG-1: The Old Team goes to K'tau to Freyr's Hall of Wisdom and get punished when he gives them each wings.

3. Quantum Leap/ SG-1 or SGA: Sam Beckett leaps into either Cam Mitchell or John Sheppard and has to fix Vala's love life.

[meeshy.livejournal.com]

I second that request!!

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

Ha! No, I've only written bits here and there, but I've never written one where we even see the end of it. I've written them sleeping together on the team, but they're usually not sleeping with anyone else at the time. Errr... except maybe Sam was sleeping Pete once. I can't remember. Gah, I've written a lot of fic... ;)

[macgyvergal.livejournal.com]

So, go write some more of it then...

Re: 3 Fics I Dare You To Write

[libra-traveller.livejournal.com]

I love you for that third one.

[libra-traveller.livejournal.com]

- Kermit and Miss Piggy raising their froglets.
- (SGA) Kavanagh dies and the whole city mourns.
- (SG-1) Carter finally marries... General Hammond.

[brandifer.livejournal.com]

Oh I like the way your mind owrks. ;) If anybody actually writes any of these, please point me...? Pretty please???

[brandifer.livejournal.com]

Oh I REALLY Like that last one!

[brandifer.livejournal.com]

:spews Bwahahahahahaha! I'd LOVE to read that.

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

I don't remember where, but I read a story where Rodney spanks Hermiod. At Hermiod's request. It might've been on Wraithbait.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

That... just... my brain is broken from even thinking about that...

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

You're all just out to do my head in aren't you??

*ded*

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

SPN:
John gives Dean a teddy bear for his birthday. It is not a weapon.

Posted.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Posted... and you are truly a BAD PERSON!! :D

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

I'm going to get through and recover from the S/D ficathon before I attempt this.

It deserves to be longer than a snippet because it is true love after all... hehehee...

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Posted.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

* All of SG-1 (season 9 era) shows up in the gateroom with no memories of the weeklong mission. And pregnant. ALL of them.

Posted. :P

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Really, the wings were Dean's, but he rejected them or projected them, or somehow got them on Sam, or something. Did you know that some believe angels are hermaphrodites?

I'm going to do this one but I'm stumped at the moment..

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

Where?

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Daniel Jackson is the Winchesters' long lost cousin.

Posted... :D

Re: 3 Fics I Dare You To Write

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

1. Stargate SG-1: Jack O'Neill meets Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica and they end up in the sack. Gee what a surprise.

Posted.

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

You asked us to do this to you!

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

SG-1) Carter finally marries... General Hammond.

I think you get the Truly Evil award... :D

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

Stargate SG-1 lost something when they lost Hammond.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I was being lazy. All in the one post (http://kellifer-fic.livejournal.com/123555.html).

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

Heh! Don't feel obligated to write it at all if you don't want to, Kel. I know i didn't give you three options, and I was mostly expecting crackfic galore. ;)

Not like I haven't gotten a metric TON of wonderful fic out of you in the past. :P

[hoshi-reed.livejournal.com]

I can't find any so... Sam/Lorne

I mean come on, Road Not Taken SHOULD have spawned SOMETHING. In that pic they were so happy :D