I always hold a fork in my right hand. My justification is a) it's an archaic, now irrelevant custom, dating back to when knives were the main cutlery implement and forks were seen as new-fangled, Frenchified, highly dubious, and very possibly Satanic, and b) sod off and don't tell me how to eat.
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Date: 2007-04-10 02:52 pm (UTC)*g*