Actual conversation today:
Me: I'm a little bit hungry
FWWFJMBONC**: Did you have lunch?
Me: Yep.
FWWFJMBONC: What did you have?
Me: *mumbles something incomprehensible*
FWWFJMBONC: I'm sorry, what?
Me: *sighs* I said I had a cupcake.
** Friend who will forever judge me based on this conversation
Me: I'm a little bit hungry
FWWFJMBONC**: Did you have lunch?
Me: Yep.
FWWFJMBONC: What did you have?
Me: *mumbles something incomprehensible*
FWWFJMBONC: I'm sorry, what?
Me: *sighs* I said I had a cupcake.
** Friend who will forever judge me based on this conversation