kellifer: (danieljackhappy)
kellifer ([personal profile] kellifer) wrote2007-02-02 11:59 am

"You Can Lead A Horse To Water."

Title: You Can Lead A Horse To Water
Rating/Warning: G
Wordcount: 522
Spoilers: None
By: [livejournal.com profile] kellifer_fic
Category: SG-1, Jack-Daniel friendship, Cameron POV
Spoilers: None
Prompt: For [livejournal.com profile] princessofg - so much remains unspoken



“What are you doing?”

Cameron cuts his eyes sideways and sees Sam looking at him, curiosity on her face.

“Watching Jackson and the General,” he says, waving his hand in the direction of those mentioned and Sam raises her eyebrows as she sets her lunch tray down on the table and slides into a chair.

“Why?”

“I’m trying to figure it out,” Cameron shrugs, snagging a spoonful of Sam’s blue jello and then making a face. “Ugh, red’s much better.”

“Heathen,” Sam snaps and then narrows her eyes. “Figure what out?”

“How he does it.”

“Cameron, I am honestly going to start throwing raisins at you if you don’t start making sense,” Sam threatens, waggling the box of raisins that was by her elbow.

“I’m trying to figure out how General O’Neill gets Jackson to do anything,” Cameron says, pointing his fork in their direction. “I’ve been on Jackson’s case for two weeks to eat a decent meal and here he is.”

When they’d sat down, Daniel had coffee and a piece of cake in front of him and Jack a full tray, heaped with sandwiches, sides and snacks. As they’d talked and laughed, Jack had been passing off food in small increments that Daniel would devour whenever he wasn’t the one talking.

It was a fascinating dance.

“And yesterday,” Cameron continues. “Jackson finally had the new flak insert in his jacket that I’d been trying to get him to wear.”

“Why didn’t he want to wear that again?”

“He said it made him look like an oblong.”

Sam snorts, taking a healthy scoopful of her jello.

“I mean, it’s weird enough a grown man saying the word oblong,” Cameron chuckles and Sam smiles.

“So you’re trying to what? Figure out what General O’Neill’s trick is?”

“Absolutely.”

“You won’t,” Sam says simply

“If I can just figure out what he says to him-”

“He doesn’t.”

“Doesn’t what?”

“Doesn’t say anything. You can’t bully Daniel into doing anything, but you can certainly nudge him in the right direction. Daniel tends to dig his heels in on principal. It took General O’Neill years to perfect just the right way to obscure what his real intentions were.”

“But they argue all the time.”

“Misdirection.”

“And he’s always making jokes.”

“Deflection.”

“Plus, I’ve heard him yelling,” Cameron says, holding up a finger and Sam shrugs.

“He never yells about the important things.”

“So, you’re saying you can lead Daniel to water and he’ll drink all on his own?”

“Pretty much.”

“It can’t be that simple,” Cameron says, leaning back and scrubbing a hand over his face.

“Oh, it really isn’t. I mean, getting Daniel to the water is usually an exercise in frustration and he can’t know that that is where he’ll eventually end up. He needs to think he’s going to the movies or something.”

An apple bonks off his head and Cameron scowls, turning in Daniel and Jack’s direction, who have their heads bowed together and are looking all the world like they are in deep conversation.

“Yeah,” Sam sighs dramatically, setting aside her empty jello glass. “What’s worse is when they actually work together.”
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[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
:) It was your ficlet request... just took a while to get around to it. Oops!

Glad you enjoyed. :D
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[personal profile] order_of_chaos 2007-02-02 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
:-)

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hehehee... I *love* that icon... I think I need one... *grin*

[identity profile] kuwdora.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 01:24 am (UTC)(link)

jack/daniel gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! omg I don't actually have a J/D icon anymore since I haven't replaced all the ones when I lost my paid account a few months back, so Daniel and Robert have to suffice

but GLEEE

*squishes you in a hug and darts away*

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! *smishes*
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[identity profile] chase-acow.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Aw! That's too cute! I love Cam trying to figure things out. And that was the perfect ending.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks!
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[identity profile] surreallis.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! So true! So very true. Stubborn Daniel.

And I loved Cam and Sam, even if they weren't the point of the fic. :)

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Hee... thanks hon!

I'm a little enamoured with writing Cam at the moment... I guess it's because his history is still so blurry. He's like a new toy. :)

[identity profile] whisper99.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
*snort* Oh that was too cute :)

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! :)
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[identity profile] rigel-7.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I love dialogue pieces!

That was so enjoyable to read, I had a little squee over the fact that everyone (except Cam) seems to be in on the best way to manage Daniel :D

And friendship fic always makes my day!

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Thankyou! Glad you enjoyed. :)

[identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
That's just cute! :)

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
:D Thanks!

[identity profile] mmmchelle.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
What a perfect explanation of Jack and Daniel's relationship.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Thankyou hon!

[identity profile] janedavitt.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Well, way to sum it all up in the last line because yes, worlds quail and tremble when those two hook up and work in tandem :;g::

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
:D Hee... absolutely.

[identity profile] crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
heehee

Cameron. I just love him to pieces. I love it that he can't quite figure out Daniel. I like how you write Sam and Cameron's interactions. And the apple part was genius. Had me laughing out loud.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-03 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Hee... thankyou!
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[identity profile] sg-fignewton.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Jack! Daniel!

You have this really irritating habit of making me like Mitchell.

I adore how well Sam knows her boys, too. :)

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-03 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Heh! I have this weird fascination for Cameron... probably because he is a new toy to play with... unchartered territory... :D

[identity profile] lastingdreams8.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
That is so AMAZING! But everything of yours is amazing, who am I kidding? ;D I really enjoyed the observation of Jack/Daniel, and how Cameron never makes sense. My favorite part was Sam calling him a heathen....he is. <3

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-03 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Thankyou hon!
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[personal profile] paian 2007-02-02 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
That's great. *g*

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-03 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Thankyou!

[identity profile] sophiedb.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
Perfect :)

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-03 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
:D Thankyou!
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[personal profile] lark_ascends 2007-02-02 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
*snorts hysterically*

Loved it!

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-03 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Hee... thankyou hon!

[identity profile] mymatedave.livejournal.com 2007-02-02 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Great fun. Really like confused!Cam, especially when he's on about Daniel. Bravo.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-03 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Thankyou, glad you enjoyed. :)

[identity profile] stacy-l.livejournal.com 2007-02-03 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I really enjoyed this! Thanks so much for sharing! Great job! : D

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-12 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Thankyou so much... glad you enjoyed... :)
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[personal profile] theemdash 2007-02-04 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers* Brilliant. And so true. When Jack and Daniel work together, people should fear.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2007-02-12 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hee... absolutely... thanks!

[identity profile] kateri-e.livejournal.com 2008-05-30 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL, great story
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[identity profile] cesy.livejournal.com 2009-06-23 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Very cute. Team banter is great.