kellifer: (sheppard/mckay above)
kellifer ([personal profile] kellifer) wrote2006-06-05 01:18 pm

"Bluffing Marines"

Title: Bluffing Marines
Author: [livejournal.com profile] kellifer_fic
Rating: G
Category: Sheppard/McKay
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. Yadda.

Summary:Rodney froze, knowing that what they had been doing was stupid and reckless but he hadn’t been able to resist because, well, just because.



“Hey, Doc, have you seen Colonel Sheppard?”

Rodney froze, knowing that what they had been doing was stupid and reckless but he hadn’t been able to resist because, well, just because.

John hadn’t slept in four days and when they sat down to watch a movie together John had just sort of slumped sideways and over the course of the movie they had both shifted and moved until John’s head was resting in Rodney’s lap and he was stretched out full length on the rest of the couch. He’d been restless until Rodney had dug his fingers through the thick mop of dark hair that just begged to be mussed and John had relaxed when Rodney had dug fingers into his scalp.

Then Major Lorne had come in.

The couch they were on was facing the large screen set at the front of the room and the door was behind that. Rodney was pretty sure all Lorne could see were his head and shoulders but he supposed it would probably look worse if John were to raise his head at that exact moment… considering he would pretty much be appearing from the vicinity of Rodney’s groin.

“Uh… um, not recently, no,” Rodney said, grimacing when his voice cracked. He could bluster, exaggerate and embellish with the best of them but when it came to straight out lying he was a lost cause.

“Really?” Lorne sounded surprised and Rodney nearly turned on him to demand just why he would assume they were together or at least that Rodney would know where John was, but they were together and the very action of his indignation would dislodge John from his lap so instead he said,

“Yes, really.”

“Okay,” Lorne said and Rodney could hear the grin in his voice. “In that case you might want to tell him that he left his boots in here.” Rodney looked down the couch and realised that a six foot John lying on a five foot couch would leave bits over. “His legs too. I’m assuming he’ll be needing those.”

“Stop torturing McKay,” John grumbled from his supine position, making no effort to move.

“Sorry Sir,” Lorne chuckled. “You’re needed in the control room.”

“Be there in a minute,” John said, sticking one hand up and over the back of the couch and waving Lorne off.

Rodney looked down at John, who had opened his eyes and was looking back up at him, the angle causing his brow to wrinkle.

“You’re a terrible liar,” John admonished, but there was a smile in his voice.

[identity profile] amezri.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Heee! So very cute! :D *deserves bear icon*

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[identity profile] scoob2222.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Absoutely Adorable!

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks scoob!

[identity profile] libra-traveller.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
That was really funny, laughed at the 'stop torturing McKay line.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Thankyou!! Because, you know, it's too easy. :)
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[identity profile] chase-acow.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
You rock! That was sweet and funny. Total "aw" moment there! Well done!

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
Daw, thanks hon!

[identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
*loves* this was so, so cute :)

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks hon!

[identity profile] kuwdora.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 03:46 am (UTC)(link)

eeeeeeeeee! You know, I am SO behind on your fic. I have a bazilion kajillion of your awesomeness to read yet.

not to mention I promised myself I'd have FOUR Jack/John pieces for you by your birthday! *gasp* I better find that inspiration some place, haha.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oooooooh... wait, are they for my birthday or do you just want me beta-ing *before* my birthday... hee!!

I have a list now... a list! You can just go and check it every now and then for fic when you're not busy. :)

[identity profile] crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Ha. Rodney is a terrible liar.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hee... all too very true. :)

[identity profile] starrylizard.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! Cute!

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
Tanks!

[identity profile] crownglass39.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Aw! Rodney trying to protect John's virtue.
Really liked this!

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hee... because he is such a delicate flower and needs protecting! *grin*
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[identity profile] from-the-corner.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Rodney.. He's trying, but he'll never learn how to lie :D
That was funny.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Thankyou!

[identity profile] shetiger.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Awwwww.

*loves*

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
*beams*

[identity profile] sg1atlantis.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Aw. *hearts Rodney*

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
:) *loves*

[identity profile] kudra2324.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
so cute :).

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
Thankyou!

bluffing marines

[identity profile] laceymcbain.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, that was sweet. Rodney trying to protect him, Lorne screwing with Rodney, John being totally blase about the whole thing. Nice.

Re: bluffing marines

[identity profile] girlnamedpixley.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
*blink* I just said almost *exactly* the same thing. I mean like...almost a whole sentence verbatim.

That is SO WEIRD.

*has traumatizing third grade moment*

I DIDN'T COPY, I PROMISE!

[identity profile] girlnamedpixley.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
This was adorable. I have a real soft spot for the marines being totally blasé about the whole thing after John and/or Rodney's been trying to hard to hide if from them. : D

Good job! Um...feel free to continue it if you want. I'm just sayin'.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hee... thanks!! I may... err... just do that... *grin*

[identity profile] spacedmonkey.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
It made me like Lorne. That hardly ever happens. Love it.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Aw yay for spreading the Lorne love... :)

[identity profile] shihadchick.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
oh, this is adorable. i really enjoyed this - it's very smooth and easy to read, the characters seem to be 'on' and just... aww. *is meltified* seriously. cutest mental picture ever.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Thankyou so much!
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[identity profile] tazzles.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
That is so cute! Lovely Rodney trying to give John some snooze time, and adorable Lorne (who really needs to be given a christian name by TBTB!) teasing Rodney. Nice.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe he'll get one for Christmas or something...

I'm hoping they don't go with the 'bad first name and that's why he never says it' schtick.
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[identity profile] silens-unus.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
This was very cute. I love little views into the daily life of John and Rodney without any threat of death. This was so fantastic.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Thankyou!! :D

[identity profile] jakisbishlygay.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
LMFAO!!!!!!!

Gosh (yes, I typed gosh), Lorne sure is observant!

I loved that, the end is too cute!

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hee.. thanks!

[identity profile] adannu.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
*cackle* Lorne is evil. I love this!

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hee... i agree! :)

[identity profile] toranoko.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Aww. That was adorable.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
Thankyou!
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BWA! *flails*

[identity profile] krysalys.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
*giggling like a loon*
----}-@

Re: BWA! *flails*

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
:D

[identity profile] hull1984.livejournal.com 2006-06-05 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
Am dead from the cute! Oh I love Lorne! Poor Rodney - such a sad, sad liar....

Lovely, thank you.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2006-06-07 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
*revives you*

Thankyou!

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