Hmmm...

[kellifer]

I wonder if I can convince them I'm an unattended child. \o/

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[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

Now this, is a threat that a parent would do well to pay attention to.

[destina.livejournal.com]

I think that may be the best sign ever.

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

My child would beg for this. Well, maybe not the espresso since she's only five. She'd give that to her teenage brother. Kitten!

[charis-kalos.livejournal.com]

My family frequently accuse me of never having grown up - that'd count, right?

[annj-g80.livejournal.com]

Aaaawesome!

*lololol*

[serendu.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* Brilliant.

[yasminke.livejournal.com]

Sigh -- I've had the same thought. But alas, it wouldn't work in my case. Far too many grey hairs from my own children.

(However, I have been given free coffees when parents who ordered had to high-tail it out of the cafe and didn't change their orders. Yes, seriously.)

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

I'm picturing the Child Snatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, lurking behind the window, smirking and fingering his net.


...I don't know why.

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

I love it!

[meret.livejournal.com]

LOL! Thanks for posting this. :)

[leavingslowly.livejournal.com]

HA. There's a coffee shop by me that has the exact same sign, except it says "unattended children will be given espresso and a free puppy."

[iamstealthyone.livejournal.com]

There's a great little restaurant near me that has a similar sign: "Unattended children will be given coffee and a free puppy." Love it. :) I'm not sure which would be worse, either ... the puppy or the kitten. Either way, mayhem would ensue.

[nialla]

There's a library in my area that has a small sign like that, just with a puppy instead of a kitten.

I've also seen some that say "Unattended children left running will be towed at owner's expense."

[fufaraw]

One showed up on my Tumblr today: "Unattended children will be given a Red Bull and a free kazoo". Now that's scary.

[flamingquill.livejournal.com]

OMG is that Flake? O_o