Conversation I had with a coworker today

[kellifer]

I have a Sony bead MP3 player which is a teeny circle that clips onto your shirt and plays music and DOES NOTHING ELSE. I do not need an ipod with its crazy amounts of FEATURES. Nope. Not at all. Okay, one thing it does is blink red if it's out of battery.

CW: What's that blinking on your shirt?
Me: My MP3 player.
CW: What does red mean?
Me: It means it's sad.
CW: Really? (Look steadily at him for about four seconds until I realise he is NOT JOKING and completely believes me).
Me: Yep, it's sad whenever I move around.
CW: Why?
Me: It won't tell me.
CW: Really?
Me: No, it's my MP3 player and it blinks red when its battery is flat.
CW: Ooooooh. I thought it was one of those tamagamochie things (exactly how he said it, it's not my spelling, I swear).
Me: Yeah, I have to go back to my desk and feed it.
CW: Really?

Walk away quickly.

I often have to explain my humour to people so I'm starting to realize that it's not them, it's me. Heh.

Comments

[partaymon5.livejournal.com]

OMG! Heee! Love it and of course you are right. I'm sure the fact this it is after 3:30 am right now has nothing at all to do with me finding that incredibly funny either! :)

[lark_ascends]

That is fricking hilarious.

[tanpopo03.livejournal.com]

XD
AHAHAHA. What would life be without sarcasm? Sad like your tamagamochie!
XD

[charis-kalos.livejournal.com]

CW: What does red mean?
Me: It means it's sad.

.. has just cracked me up.

[unrund.livejournal.com]

*points to comments*
See? Totally not you, it's just these strange humorless people who can't see the funny.

[jaydeyn-sitari.livejournal.com]

LOL Possibly you just work with really stupid people?

:D
Jaydeyn

[intermezzo]

Hahah. That was funny! See? *points to your flist* We get it.

[girlguidejones.livejournal.com]

It totally IS YOU. But that's okay. We love you that way. :)

I have MISSED YOU. *clings*

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Nawww! I've missed you tooooooo! See I'm being post-y mcposterson at the moment?? :D

*clings back with velcro monkey arms*

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[sams1ra.livejournal.com]

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! ROFLMAO

[tabaqui]

*snerk*
People are so clueless.

[estel_angel.livejournal.com]

Headdesk I do wonder about people. It is defenitly them not you.

[fish-echo.livejournal.com]

Heehee! I love your sense of humour!