Dude, the problem here is that you'd probably manage to crack-out anything I write! O_o
..but ok, I'll try. =)
1. "My Ten Years of Hell - Bullet-pointed list of victims, by Dean Winchester."
Excerpt:
Day Fifty Eight.
Victim #186: Mike Alan Marks Status: old Tortured with: mice, dropping from 50-story buildings Cracked: yes Reassignment: circle 4
Victim #187: Annabeth Walsh. Status: new Tortured with: whip, knives, fingernails (my own) Cracked: no Rescheduled: tomorrow
2. "Truth and Consequences":
Jared admits his feelings to Jensen. Jensen is shocked, but is willing to stay friends with him. But WAIT-- Jared hides a TERRIBLE SECRET! He's been telling people they were together for MONTHS! And he broke up the last FIFTEEN relationships Jensen had, with WOMEN! But before Jensen can confront Jared about it, he DISAPPEARS! Turns out, a crazy stalker fan has Jensen! And he's making him KNIT ALL DAY!
Will they ever reunite? Will Jensen even forgive Jared? And is the carpal tunnel syndrome Jensen suddenly developed really from all the knitting, or is there a more sinister force at work here? STAY TUNED! Chapter 79 coming soon.
3. "Devilishly Delectable Dreadlocks":
The epic tale of romance and alien reproduction, starring Ronon Dex and Monique Billingsworth, a spunky and, like, awesome kick-boxing champion with flowing black hair and a bod to die for, who bumps into our manly hero while leaving San Francisco's D&G Exclusive Store.
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..but ok, I'll try. =)
1. "My Ten Years of Hell - Bullet-pointed list of victims, by Dean Winchester."
Excerpt:
2. "Truth and Consequences":
3. "Devilishly Delectable Dreadlocks":
Sweet baby Impala, I'm on crack! O_o
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The first one made me meep and the second one made me laugh so hard I can't even get my brain to work. :D
Number 3 I can't even look at without giggling. :)
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*giggles*