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kellifer ([personal profile] kellifer) wrote2009-01-12 12:48 pm

"Kill Shot"

Title: Kill Shot
Rating: G
Fandom: SPN
Wordcount: 415 words.
Summary: How Winchesters play laser tag.



Dean thinks probably the funniest thing about their whole day was the poor, teeny nerds who ran the joint trying to find a vest that fit his brother. Dean knew that Sam was getting beefy in an abstract way but putting on the largest adult-sized vest they had and making it look like it was made for a twelve year old was truly, deeply hysterical and also had Dean thinking that maybe he should start checking his brother's duffle for steroids.

Eventually, someone came up with a vest especially made for the extra-husky gentleman and Dean will never, never let Sam forget it.

Dean's own vest buzzes with a kill-shot and Dean spins, eyes narrowing at Sam who has managed to sneak up from behind. "Oh, you bitch!" Dean snaps.

Sam chortles and runs for it before Dean's own weapon can activate again. He's supposed to stay in his designated zone while he's dead but Dean's never met a rule he didn't want to break in his life and he is up and pursuing his brother while the damn vest is still vibrating against his chest.

Dean only realises he's been led into an ambush when it's too late to do anything about it.

What's mortifying is that he's been led into an ambush of four twelve year old girls who squeal and jump about in pink and pig-tailed ecstasy while he's left standing with a yet-again buzzing vest.

Sam stands off to the side, eyes alight and hand up, two fingers aloft in a girly 'V' for victory.

Candy, Sandy, Mandy and Beth for chrissakes, gather around Sam who crouches down and looks to be issuing orders. They stream away in different directions, reminding Dean of the Wicked Witch sending out her flying monkeys.

"Dude, how have we been here long enough for you to have minions?" Dean complains, smacking at his vest because it won't quit buzzing this time.

"I'm just naturally charismatic," Sam says with a tilt of his head and wide eyes but then his serious face cracks and he laughs. "C'mon man, I promised that I'd go kill their brothers."

"Alright," Dean relents, the vest finally, mercifully stopping its buzzing only to restart again almost immediately. Dean whips around and one of the little girls is right behind him.

"That's three," Sam calls, wisely making a run for it.

"Whatever my brother's paying you, I'll double it," Dean says, hunkering down to little girl level.
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[personal profile] lark_ascends 2009-01-12 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
OMFG.

That was hilarious.

From finding a vest large enough, to Dean ignoring the rules, to Sam having *minions* (that word will never not be fun).

Perfect.

*adds to mems*

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
:D Thank you!

[identity profile] harrigan.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
I rarely read fic this length, but I am *so* glad I did! It's perfect! (And what a treat to have something gen that's angst-free and makes me happy!)

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
I really just needed to write something fluffy too. :D

[identity profile] kjfri.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Have I told you lately how much I love you? Well, I do. And I love this. Thank you - that starts my week off on the right note!!

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Mine too! I just really needed something fluffy and the boys being boys. :D
ext_4047: (sam/dean my brother's adorkable)

[identity profile] nomelon.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Heeee. So cute :D

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
intermezzo: (*LOL* (Nakatsu))

[personal profile] intermezzo 2009-01-12 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! I love the minions! *G*

Thanks for sharing!

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I know! I need minions! :)

[identity profile] pizzapixie.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Minions. Sammy has minions. Because he's just THAT charismatic. This is just what I didn't know I needed. Oh, um, Sam's not beefy. Sam's BUILT. Just so you know.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Hehehee... it's Dean's word, not mine! *hands*

[identity profile] geminigrl11.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! I don't know which is funnier--Dean recognizing that Sam has (adoring) minions or that he knows "The Wizard of Oz" that well. :D

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Hehehee... !

[identity profile] maychorian.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
PURE BEAUTY.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] saberivojo.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
I love Sam and his minions and Dean and his bribes. Great fun on a Sunday night.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] not-sally.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
And this is why you rock at everything.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
N'awww! :D
tabaqui: (deanpeekingbymarishna)

[personal profile] tabaqui 2009-01-12 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhahahahahahahaahhahaha.

:)

That's all i got.

(no subject)

[personal profile] tabaqui - 2009-01-13 02:25 (UTC) - Expand

[identity profile] gypsy-atavari.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahahahhahhahahah That is just super awesome.

Thanks for sharing! :)

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for reading. :)

[identity profile] dolimir-k.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Revenge of the younger siblings. I love it!

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Hehehee! :)

[identity profile] smilesoftnsweet.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO!

Oh, boys!

If I've never told you before, you completely rock ;)

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!
ext_1770: @ _jems_ (fandom: spn the future is my past)

[identity profile] oxoniensis.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, this is totally how they'd play! Dirty and sneaky!!

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely. Being a younger sibling, I know you have to be tricksy... :D

[identity profile] suzmc.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! You haven't been here long enough to have minions! Ba ha Ha! Love this.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] deirdre-c.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG YAY!!!! *never stops grinning*

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
:D *squishes you*

[identity profile] randomstasis.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, that was great-
extra-husky!Sam acquires minions
(Dean really doesn't get people, does he?:D)

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hehehee... thank you!
ext_12410: (spn - sam (by crecd060))

[identity profile] tsuki-no-bara.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
i love that sam's too big for any of their vests, and of course dean finds this deeply, deeply funny. also? sam has minions! and dean is ambushed by twelve-year-old girls! who keep "killing" him! this is just fantastically cute and silly and full of lighthearted brotherly goodness.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] greenblue26.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
that was so funny. I could completely picture this happening. I'd love to see the payback, too.

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hee... thank you!

[identity profile] fleshflutter.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh so so adorable and happy-making! :)

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you hon!

[identity profile] lelann137.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
oh man, too funny. I love it!

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
:D Thank you!

[identity profile] patita-fea.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Omigodlove!

This cracked me up from beginning to end. I really needed the lift today, so thank you. Sammy vest! Minions! Flying monkeys!

*shakes head chuckling*

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for reading!

[identity profile] garnet-words.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHA! That's so awesome =)

[identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] pinkfinity.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes, of COURSE!

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