What the hell did I eat last night?

[kellifer]

I had a very vivid dream last night.

I was scheduled to have open-heart surgery and Gordon Ramsey was the surgeon. Apparently he was really a doctor and just cooked in his spare time. Also, in my dream I actually wrote a livejournal post about it.

*facepalms to the nth degree*

Comments

[charis-kalos.livejournal.com]

Thank you for this - it's completely cracked me up. Good way to start my day!

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Weird way to spend my night!

[viconiacat.livejournal.com]

On the bright side...Ramsey does have excellent knife skills...

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaa!

[iamstealthyone.livejournal.com]

And now I'm imagining Ramsay haranguing everyone in the operating room, including you, the patient. Can you imagine? He'd have half the staff sobbing during surgery.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it's because I caught a 20-second glimpse of one of his shows and he was in a hospital for some reason.

The mind - she is a straaaange creature!

[iamstealthyone.livejournal.com]

*g*

[orwhoeveriam.livejournal.com]

lol. My dad had open heart surgery today (it went great) and I would totally be all about Gordon Ramsey being the surgeon. Well, if he actually knew how. Lol, I'm not sure I'll be able to talk to my dad's surgeon without being all giggly about Gordon Ramsey's surgical skills.

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

Wow - I'm glad everything went well!