Formletters

[kellifer]

Dear LJ,

You are working my last nerve. See this one? This one throbbing in my forehead? Yeah, on its last legs buddy.

No love,

Me.

Dear Photobucket,

You are down for maintenance as often as the Sydney rail system. I am cheating on you with Imagecave. No, don't try coming back to grovel.

Less love,

Me.

Dear Belly,

Why are you hurting me? I thought we were friends. I have done nothing but fill you with fruit and water and you rebel? Where was this rebellion when I was eating bad things?

This is your final warning,

Me.

Dear Dean Winchester,

I am trying to stay true to my TV boyfriend Sam, but you are not making it .

Would you just, y'know, stop that?

Inappropriate love,

Me.

Comments

[lamis-p.livejournal.com]

Sam was totally MY TV boyfriend too and now Jensen is being too pretty. I think imaginary threesomes are called for.

[miera-c.livejournal.com]

Fruit can be one of the hardest things to digest because of the rawness and the acid content. I can't eat apples anymore because I get wicked stomach cramps every time I try.

PS - *thud*

[lastingdreams8.livejournal.com]

I love your letters, they are really funny.
Hope your tummy feels better:)
Inappropriate love is the best kind
<3

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

He's just so pretty.

*pats your tummy*