kellifer | And the People rejoiced...

And lo, on the fifth day of the fourth month of the year twenty zero-ty six, a thing both monstrous and strange was born, and it was called

ucp_ficathon and it was good.

Or it tried to be...

Usually...

And the Creator, she said -

"Go out and pimpeth yeh lovers of fandom and lovers of loving or the

ucp_ficathon will go the way of the dinosaurs. Yes, that's right, back from the planet Narglefoof where they came from. Bet you thought I was going to say extinction right?? We all know that's a complete fabrication. Um... where was I? Oh yes... go out and spread the word and we shall all have more fic. Rejoice!"