I'm an adult, I swear

[kellifer]

Actual conversation today:

Me: I'm a little bit hungry
FWWFJMBONC**: Did you have lunch?
Me: Yep.
FWWFJMBONC: What did you have?
Me: *mumbles something incomprehensible*
FWWFJMBONC: I'm sorry, what?
Me: *sighs* I said I had a cupcake.

** Friend who will forever judge me based on this conversation