Somebody stop me...
No.
No, I'm not going to write the SPN body!swap fic where Dean wakes up in Jess's body with Sam in Stanford and completely neglects to mention it to Sam, even when Sam is snuggling him and Dean calls his phone and finds out Jess is in *him" but has no idea who he is because of all the fake ids and never having seen a photo of Dean all growed up and he tells her to just wait and he'll sort everything out because he really wants to spend a little time with Sam while Sam is actually unguarded and being his happy, goofy self that Dean hardly ever got to see and...
Okay, so maybe I totally am.
No, I'm not going to write the SPN body!swap fic where Dean wakes up in Jess's body with Sam in Stanford and completely neglects to mention it to Sam, even when Sam is snuggling him and Dean calls his phone and finds out Jess is in *him" but has no idea who he is because of all the fake ids and never having seen a photo of Dean all growed up and he tells her to just wait and he'll sort everything out because he really wants to spend a little time with Sam while Sam is actually unguarded and being his happy, goofy self that Dean hardly ever got to see and...
Okay, so maybe I totally am.