Ok, so you know how, sometimes, when someone is telling a funny story or you're reading a funny fic, you really--in the back of your mind--you know where it's going? I so totally did *not* see *this* coming! "He didn't want to have an unfair advantage. Apparently."

And then, I get to the very end, and it's all, awwwww, poor Teal'c! *sniffle*

Whatever your fear of Teal'c!fic, is obviously unfounded.